Disney Villain Goth's

If you hadn't noticed, there are many villains who are total goth's, namely Frollo, Jafar, and Maleficent. This is a tribute to them!!

Oh yea! And I just had to give a special thanks to Clopin for his guest role as "The Cure" haha

In case you want them, here's the lyrics...

I'd be thinner
I'd be taller
Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up
I'd look fancy
Like Siouxsie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals
And the room would be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth

Yes I'd wanna die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove?
Well, sure
And after that, we'll go listen to The Cure

I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
Yes the thing I'd be best at
Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth

In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth

All clips belong to Disney.
The song is If I Only Were A Goth by ThouShaltNot.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Disney
• Villain
• Villains
• Goths
• Maleficent
• Frollo
• Jafar
• ThouShaltNot
• Gothic
• Aladdin
• Hunchback
• Notre
• Dame
• Sleeping
• Beauty

[peanutgirl4ever]

Funny video. though this song, how they describe goths, is inaccurate. but none the less, funny.

[fingolfin897]

@peanutgirl4ever lol good, it was supposed to be more funny than accurate :P

[TheLonelyhearted]

I'm goth and happy being one. there any goth guys I can chat with? Add me

[fingolfin897]

@TheLonelyhearted lol I'm not really a full on goth, but you can talk to me if you want to :P

[doctorwholordotime]

whats the name of the song???? PLEASE HELP

[fingolfin897]

*sigh*

You can read the credits and it'll tell you, or you can look at the video info I provided and it will also tell you...

[fingolfin897]

It's supposed to be funny, not serious.

[Kymanthiel]

I love THIS SO MUCH <3333 Thanks ever so for making this ^_^

I'm not exactly a Goth myself as I'm too much of a recluse to associate with any social group at all, but my daily wardrobe is pretty much 100% black with red accents, the Vampire Chronicles are very nearly Holy Writ for me, and I LOVE Goth-type music so very much... I tend to get lumped in as one anyway ^_^

TL;DR- Someone with Goth predilections thinks this is a HILARIOUS VIDEO!!!!

[randamonty]

Frollo, Jafar, and Maleficent

[peanutgirl4ever]

@MajinCCBThePrince I'm goth, and i'm proud of it! =D i guess i am part of that little bit that admits it! .

[randamonty]

Frollo, Jafar, and Maleficent is the goths oh yes Vampire around campfire

[Jefrma]

so these characters are goths just by their looks..yeaaah rig..not.

[MajinCCBThePrince]

@Kymanthiel Funny things is that almost no real goth would truly admit being a goth XD because none feel they can be associate themselves with any group XD

Your a total goth XD

[overthr0wn]

@thejokersharleyquinn The song is by ThouShaltNot, from their 2002 EP You'll Wake Up Yesterday. Voltaire has repeatedly mentioned that he did not write (nor has he ever sung) the song. There is, simply put, no Voltaire release on which this song has ever appeared. This is a mistagging that occurred due to peer-to-peer piracy. You can buy the song on iTunes or Amazon. In neither place is it listed as Voltaire. Do you trust those channels, or your hunch that they sound kinda similar?

[Anahita45]

omg that hilarious!! love the clopin part!! XD