Heavy Cruz ft. Medacris - Touch Your Gun (Break Your Heart)

EnigmaEvocative meets one of the most horrendous recent pop hits. This is the result.

I did consider using this as my 1000+ subs video, but what the hell, I finished the fucking video, you want me to wait!?

Megaupload is dead, so I'll put up the MP3 somewhere else.

Mixed by EnigmaEvocative
All TF2 voices belong to Valve
Break Your Heart belongs to Taio Cruz

Lyrics:

[Medacris]
Medic!
Standing near the point does nothing!
Hrsh, is there a point to your lives?
Healing leaves little time for the hurting.
Was ist los? The heavy is a spy!
Left left! Incoming!
My skill is wasted on this team!
Would you like a second opinion?
You are also ugly!

[Heavy Cruz]
Listen to me baby (nom nom nom)
You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom)
I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom)
Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom)
Not big surprise. Hah!
Sandvich and meeeeeee
Going to beeeat your aaaassss
Cry some more, ahahaaa!
You mean nothing now.
Your luck has run out.

Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2

I am very happy (nom nom nom)
Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!)
Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom)
We'll have good times! (nom nom nom)
Ppppppoot dispenser here!

What siiick maaaan
Sends baaaaabies to fight me?
I feel alive! (hahaa!)
You are great doctor. (Danke!)
I love this doctor!

And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

[Medacris]
Hahahahaaaa!
Turn your head and cough!
Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf!
Eins, zwei, ahh...
Losing is verboten!
Burrito! Gesundheit!
Doctor-assisted homicide!
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Hello Frauleins!

[Heavy Cruz]
What, you cannot beat me baby,
You are not so good as you think.
What, medic make me strong
The burning you feel? It is me.
What, I have plan for you
You cannot hide from my love for you!
What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!

I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Come on!

And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

Faggot!
What was that? I am going to kill you!
Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe.
Negatory. That heavy is a faggot!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Soldier! You are dead!
TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• heavy
• cruz
• medacris
• touch
• your
• gun
• break
• heart
• parody
• tf2
• team
• fortress
• two
• remix
• scout
• boink
• bonk
• telephone
• cap
• my
• point
• soldier
• spy
• hip hop
• r&b music
• ludacris
• taio
• bieber
• baby

[Kubi718]

You really should make money out of this piece of ART. However, you can't. Blame the music industry, making fat bucks out of shitty pop music.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@Kubi718 I can. Who wants an EnigmaEvocative album? All tracks I've ever done in like, high quality, for like $1. XD

[VegeataAShishun]

Why do all the TF2 song parodies make so much sense? Wait, I know. It's because they're better than the originals.

[imaafatigloo]

Heavy needs an album

[curtiswater1]

It doesnt sound right

[Voxiter]

@EnigmaEvocative

Oh and if you do that I pay it 5 fucking $.

[Voxiter]

@EnigmaEvocative

Bandcamp is the solution !

[Floppsgaming]

this deserves sooo much more views :P

[Kubi718]

@PinefaceInMinecraft He/she deserves it, but:

- Valve is OK with usage of their sound files, as long as it's NON-COMMERCIAL.

- Pop music industry sucks in every possible way, including copyrights.

Partnership would be a violation.

[PinefaceInMinecraft]

@EnigmaEvocative Are you a youtube partner? I think you have enough viewers/subscribers to be one. That way you can earn money. You really deserve it :)

[Candlepup]

I sense some shipteasing here.

[Chriskill13]

nom nom nom

[Starwarsrap1]

My steam name is Dr Assistant Homiside

XD

[stoepstyle]

I am going to touch your gun? Is that what people call it these days?