You wont even believe what Ted gives me in the video--shit I don't hardly even believe it. He's been holding on to it since his second abduction. Ted's a real smart guy for sure. There's no way to write it so just watch the video and you'll get what I'm talking about.
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lol they cut the part were he said and they stuck a thing up my butt and it was like cold jello and then it hit me it wasnt aliens or a space ship it was bill Cosby's basement
0181jp 1 year ago
hahahahaha wow. He's not acting or anything. . .
The next Alec Baldwin.
therobanata 3 years ago
Dude. It's an actor, not a real confession. The guy doing the camera work is Mike from The Blair Witch Project.
offendingshadow 3 years ago
What is that, pieces of poo?
Anyways, you should have used a way better actor. :-/
rabidowski 4 years ago
its like zombies people turn into aliens and kill u lol just bullshit
Darkwolf11111 4 years ago
Ohhhh, that's where he put my jelly beans!!! arghhh
jedimasterham 4 years ago
yo uhh
thats gonna have to be more realistic, i believe in aliens, and thats no alien
KurtAngleRox 4 years ago
..'
Wow, this sucks.
casey1237 4 years ago
Here's what the two critics are saying:
--"5 stars for 'realism'"--Joel C. Gull, Bay Gazette
--"'The Blair Witch Hunt' of Youtube!!!" --Anita Bath, Whitewash Press
Keep up the alien abduction series. 5 Stars.
californiasonshine 4 years ago
anal probe
zepeachicken 4 years ago