How to be a Pirate: A Hitchiker's Guide to Piracy

How to be a pirate

A hitchhikers guide to piracy



p.s. the words to the song are:

oh a pirate's life is a life for me

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

all this cleanin' with all these seamen
muscles on these men makes us girls a creamin'

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

the rough ocean waves cause constipation
with all these whores there's mucho masterbation

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

we break the laws both state and federal
here's the major model of a modern major general

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[Elvisdogg]

you cant be complete in your piratey instructional video without teaching them to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. blessed be the meatballs, the sauce, the noodles, and the rum, ra'men.

[blairheir721]

@Elvisdogg i have not read a comment that made me smile/laugh at the same time in a good while...thank you so much for that

[bragtheface]

I dont understand

[blairheir721]

it was for a contest and was a spoof on hitchikers guide to the galaxy

[caitybarre]

puffy should be everyone's role model.

[blairheir721]

ohhhh for sure he should

[YouAreHereNow]

S.S. Titanic 2

XD

[RetartedOwen]

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel atached to his crotch...the bar tender ask "why do you have a steering wheel atached to ur crotch???" the pirate says "aaaaaaaarg its drving me nuts!!!"

best pirate joke ever ahaha

[flamingcartman312]

why the singing? do want to make your ememies ears bleed?

[MariannaO3]

Get it get it, paris hilton aushuasha x)

[AnimeOnStrings]

SET SAIL FOR ONE PIECE!!!

[ZeKIAHTV]

no, the song is short here's the lyrics"

fifteen men on the dead mans chest

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

drink and the devil had done for the nest

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.