Mike Huckabee responds to evolution question

In the third debate hosted by CNN, Mike Huckabee responded with great eloquence about his stand on creation, evolution, and God's role in that process.

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[Marvin Meister]

Are speaking as an illuminated Masonic penis, or an enlightened New Age scientist?

[Marvin Meister]

Your "Great grand-mama Ape" didn't have much of a sense of humour did she.

[George Huxley]

Another minor point. You should probably reserve the phrase 'the dawn of time' for about 13-14 billion years ago (ie the dawn of time).

[Marvin Meister]

Mike Huckabee for president of the Masonic kingdom of Narnia.

(A bunch of bananas for everyone + free lambskin aprons for all)

[Marvin Meister]

Long B4 time existed, long B4 a conscious constructive thought evolved from primal no conscious thought (sic) an all powerful all knowing omnipresent pre-god consciousness decided it needed relevance, so it created Freemasons. Then as a service to intelligent humanity & Ur dumber types of mankind in general, no thought omnipotently created Ur modern Republican Party.

This is the gospel of the Lord. Hear ye all the word of the Lord.

(Now if we could only finally prove for once which Lord it was)

[Marvin Meister]

Your sense of humour seems to have become extinct at the same time they did.

[George Huxley]

Neanderthals didn't evolve into humans, they died out.

[Marvin Meister]

Right at the dawn of time, at the very threshold of modern human consciousness, just B4 the evolved ape became an evolved Neanderthal & that evolved Neanderthal became human, the ape got a boner. As there was no US Congress or religion, or even a Masonic lodge for monkey to fall back on, he thought about some kind of higher power to account for the funny feeling he got from the frustrating stiffness of his god-penis. So the ape created a kabala Jew-god, & the ape still creates a kabala-Jew god.

[kirsten889]

Evolution and the Big Bang theory are two different things...

[124RAMBO]

smart man!!