Time Bank

It is no surprise to any of us that one can get a little caught up in
things now and then. Who is to say how long is too long, how much is
too much or what unexpected rhythms a person might pick up.

In getting so very caught up, or rather, just afterwards, some time
might slip away from you without you even noticing it has gone, like a
set of keys you never missed until you went digging thorugh your
knapsack for them after coming home from school. What a feeling! You
have our utmost sympathy on this one, friends.

While we cannot offer you any of this time back for you interest, like a
5 cent deposit on a bottle of ginger ale, we can suggest a trick to
help you slow the time down at a few opportune moments when you may
find yourself having to answer some pressing, if not irritating
questions.

Try making direct eye contact with the person asking you these
questions, while counting backwards from three to zero slowly. At the
same time, in your heart, ask the person to understand that you just
could not help it -- you had found a fleeting moment of love for
yourself and had tried to make it last. You hadn't meant for anything
to go wrong, and if they were sympathetic creatures, they too would
recall themselves doing similar things all the time to prolong some
pleasure or happiness.

My sister, Lauren Bride, will now demonstrate this technique. Please
disregard the little clock at the bottom of the screen.


Thank you. We knew you would understand.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• time
• machine
• sisters
• backyard
• firewood
• hope
• wish
• internal
• clock

[grimreeper55555]

well that was 2 minutes of my life well spent lmao

[grimreeper55555]

well that was 2 minutes of my life well spent lmao

[VillageIdiotCotter]

what the fuck are they on about hahaha fuck off u stupid ginger lmao =] =]

[minnaloushe]

:D:D:D