Warrior's Paradise

www.jerorly.blogspot.com
^^MP3 Found here!^^

Do remember it's my first time. :) And I DO know my singing sucks, you don't have to keep telling me.

Parody of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio

Lyrics are somewhat as followed:

As I walk through the portal to the Karazhan raid
I take a look at my HP and realise I need first aid
Cause i've been farming so long for gold that
Even my guild thinks that my methods are old


But I ain't never crossed a mob that I didn't strangle
He either aggro'd on me, or his loot pool has primals
You better watch who you ganking, and start thanking
This MT right here for not givin' yo ass a spankin


I really hate to grind but I'll find the loc's
I'm sorry Rogue, I see that noob in the vanish smoke, fool
I'm the kinda MT little pallies wanna be like
Tauntin' yo' mobs in the fight
Takin' damage left and right

been spending most our lives
Living in a Main Tank's Paradise
been spending most our lives
Living in a Main Tank's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Main Tank's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Main Tank's Paradise

Forgot the boss tactics, they got me followin'
I can't tank Gruul's lair, Mages can, how unfair!
So I gotta' be down in the DPS scene
Too much strat vid watchin got me PvPin


I'm a merciless glad, with HK's on my char
Got my pummeler in my hand and rage in my bar
I'm a geared out uber warrior, 2k rating
Useless without a healer, do you know who you're facing? fool


A Heal ain't nothin but a holy priest away
I out DPS a retradin, what can I say?
Survive against me? I DPS with a grin
Number crunch real quick, it's kinda slim (repeating of course)


Tell me why are squishies -- trying to solo me
They're the ones that hit -- for twenty-three

been spending most their lives
Living in a Fury Spec Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in a Fury Spec Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Fury Spec Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in a Fury Spec Paradise

Plate and the DPS, DPS and t he plate
Crit after Crit, you died now you wait
Intimidating shout, good luck on resisting
You really want advice? Then you better start listening


They say I got ta quit, just fat jealous noobs
Saying get a life on World of Warcraft?!
I guess it's blasphemy, I guess it's madness
I guess it's Sparta, no, it's me critting you fool

thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Warrior's Paradise
thave been spending most their lives
Living in the Warrior's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Warrior's Paradise
we keep spending most our lives
Living in the Warrior's Paradise


Tell me why are squishies -- trying to solo me
They're the ones that hit -- for twenty-three
Tell me why are squishies -- trying to solo me
They're the ones that hit -- for twenty-three

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[Harukoon92]

Nice Je, very nice. Just work on some things and I promsie that you'll only get better buddy.

[JERorly]

I'd like to hope so, but thank you! This is my first one :D

[thorrenthorell]

what is squeses ? :S

[JERorly]

Squishies - usually referred to the characters who die very easily, wear cloth armour or you can crit them very big.

[phreakybob]

Better than for the alliance.....

[TheXuXiXa]

Wow this is a really good song I can see that alot of hard work has been put in to make this well done all u need is a video to go with the song but other then that well done:)

[LordGreenshake]

pretty good vid, u should see if Zharkan16 can make a vid for it, tho idk if he still does that nemore

[LordGreenshake]

@thorrenthorell mages, locks, priests, altho preists got their sheild and insta fear and locks freakin pwn if u spec right so mainly mages

[warman1122888]

@OOZiTen

Dont mess with tha rap muppet!

(No offense JERorly)

[shadehealer]

good song!

[Rustylhunter]

Veryyyyy nice Jerorly!

[Roguecouger]

Love it

[TheKillbot101]

great singing and keep going

[OOZiTen]

whats up harry potter voice