Tutorial: how to use your juggling props as lethal weapons

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I made this video because I was bored and I thought it might be funny. I see these spiders in my house constantly, and I have always murdered them without giving it a second thought. But, after using the idea of "murdering a spider" to make a "funny" video, I questioned the morality of murdering spiders and other bugs simply because they "bug" me. Surely I could co-exist in a house with various arachnids and insects without it really affecting me in any way, right? Am I a bad person? Why is it that most people wouldn't kill a bunny rabbit or a kitty cat, but they won't think twice about squishing a bug?

I see commercials for exterminators on TV all the time. They are publicly advertising that they will commit mass genocide using chemical warfare, for a price! Is that ok? Well, is it?!? Why would that be any different than a terrorist releasing anthrax in a big city? What makes humans more worthy than bugs?

After a brief search session with my google machine, it seems that many people have asked the question, "Is it ok to kill bugs?" but of course, there is not a definite answer. Should I turn to religion? Does that "god" character have the answer?

Thousands of animals are murdered everyday and sold as food. I eat dead ass murdered animals all the time! Should I feel bad about that? There are lots of people that protest the murdering of animals, but what about bugs? Not as many people seem to care about bugs being murdered! Why? Some cultures eat bugs too! Is it any less wrong to murder a bug for nutritional purposes, instead of just because it "bugs" you?

I killed a bunny rabbit once. And a cat. I unintentionally ran them over with my car. I felt really bad about it. Well, not so much the bunny rabbit, but I felt really bad about the cat. Why is that? I can murder a spider and not care, murder a bunny and care a little bit, and murder a cat and feel really bad about it?!? Why? Who am I to assign a specific value to any life form?

Is the word murder even applicable when talking about insects? What is the meaning of the word murder anyway? Google told me murder is "to kill intentionally and with premeditation." So that means I didn't actually murder the cat or the rabbit? Since it was an accident? Should I feel ok about it now? Is it ok to accidentally kill something? Is it ok to murder plants? Is it ok to murder yourself? Is it ok to assist old people with suicide when they have no quality of life left and they want to die? Is it ok to murder people in the Grand Theft Auto video games?!? Is it?! Well, IS IT?!?!

Wow. This is going on forever, but I'm glad I wrote all of this... because now if some sort of arachnid rights activist finds this video, they will know that I have given deep thought to the morality of murdering arachnids and/or any other creature, and they will realize that getting pissed off about this video would be a huge waste of their time when there are bigger fish to fry... But is it ok to fry a fish?! Even if you're not actually frying a fish, but simply using it as an expression to say that there are people doing much worse things than I am and you shouldn't be pissed off at me?!? Well? Is it?

*runs off to eat some dead ass murdered animals covered in BBQ sauce and murders another spider along the way*

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[palmarjp]

Are you hill, or just always a dick?

[thegoheads]

@palmarjp Am I hill? huh? I guess I am a total dick if you are a spider and you're in my house. I am very nice to humans and bunny rabbits though..

[WrongHandsVisual]

just remember that god kills everyone that "dies"... so murder is alright!

but wait... then why is the pope in a bullet-proof car if death is an act of god??

[thegoheads]

@WrongHandsVisual why is the pope in a bullet-proof car? I heard it was the Tooth Fairy's idea.. or maybe Santa Clause. You already know that everyone makes up their own interpretation of religion to suit their own needs, so why even bother trying to start some shit about it? huh? hahahahaaaaa

[Latsohug79]

Funniest thing I've seen in the last 6 - 12 months. Seriously, the stage ball knock down is the key to this entire video. Good stuff, Steve.

[MrCahax]

dude ur fucking sick u think its funny to take a life howd ulike it if i fucking killed u?

[KoRnYwAyZ]

Spider PLAYed dead

[Tennisers]

This is hilarious

[shadowviper56]

MY NAME IS JIMMY

[Cashdollar2009]

Your description is full of so much win. lol

[jack39292]

ha funny

but i think you should juggle and chuck the balls hard at the ceiling and knock it down then bounce ball off the ground for finally killing it

that's what i do LOL

[juggledave]

I would never kill anything even spiders on purpose. As retardedas my brain is i can't help but think i might be ruining it's family lol. For why you felt bad about killing a cat, you know there is a high chance humans will get upset over the loss i guess.

And no im clearly not religish