Chemistry Lab Fun

Finally, the long-anticipated crappy video for the "hit" single Chemistry Lab Fun. Love freshman chemistry? No? Well, this guy certainly doesn't either.

Lyrics:

Oh, for the first time in your life
You're asking me for my advice
But don't you dare think I read the book
This homework's not as easy as it looks

You've got graphite on your hand
You've got carbon on your mind
And your head is hurting now
From doing chemistry all the time
And the homework's getting longer
But your patience ticks away
And this test will knock you over
If the half-life is in days

What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?

Oh you've got a +3 charge
Strike that, you've got a -3
Oh, you've got 11 moles, but
It balances HOMe

You're knocking on the door
Like you'd rather not find out
Your professor doesn't know
What your question is about
And you never had a clue
What to do when in this class
You would learn about as much
Running outside and eating grass

What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
Oh, I don't know, set pH at 1
In this great chemistry lab fun

Oh, draw a 3p orbital
And then assume the partial charge is null
Discover ten brand new ways
To make carbon monoxide into clay

You're stuck inside an atom
You're stuck in one orbital
You're stuck inside an atom
Weak nuclear force's pull
You're stuck inside an atom
Unless you form a single bond
You're stuck inside and atom
You're stuck, so donate to some boron

What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
Oh, I don't know, set pH at 1
In this great chemistry lab fun

I can't convert to moles myself
I need help from somebody else
I can't convert to moles myself
I need help from somebody else

What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
What can you do, what can you do to solve it?
What can you do, what can you do?
Oh, I don't know, set pH at 1
In this great chemistry lab fun
I don't know, set pH at 1
In this great chemistry lab fun

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• chemistry
• lab
• fun
• incompetentia
• parody
• this
• hyper
• world
• lemon
• demon
• science

[lecompromis]

Ahhhh we do stuff like this but we're high school sophomores