march 4, 2009- march 8, 2009. drama trip to the southeastern theater conference in alabama. me, peyton, aurora, mary jo, and colin went to this acting workshop that was about musical improv. topic? working at target. completely unrehearsed and improvised.
can you look at this package?
(can i get it?)
well sure, course you can have this package.
let me just ring that up for ya.
(ah, i stole your package)
i hate this job.
i should have gotten one at mcdonald's.
this job sucks.
yet i'm here today.
come on, pay.
(i left my wallet at home)
than give me that package.
(but i need it) you know,
you can't have it.
you know what? you can.
(a very nice man) i feel good
about myself now, but i still need this job.
(then get a new one)
but then i'd look like a slob.
(what's wrong with that?)
i might get fat!
cuz i'll eat too much cuz i'd feel bad
about not working at target, the department store.
(buy a treadmill)
i can't afford anymore. i've got three
treadmills cuz i broke the other two.
but now i feel good cuz i gave this package to you!
(you know what?) what?
(i really didn't want it anyway.)
but you can have it.
(no i...) you can pay for it
(i'd rather not) another day.
okay. i'll take it.
i hate this job.
i hate this job!
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