the man cold!

this shows how pathetic men really are when they are ill!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cold
• man
• funny
• sick
• ill
• comedy
• clip

[psicsi]

What does the paramedic say to her at 1:22? I can't figure it out.

[lulita1234]

hes says (in a northern accent) nehnehnehneh you not ever heard of lemsip!? (a medical drink taken when you have a cold)

[ErictheNybui]

The thing is that we (men) know that in order to beat a cold one has to shut down as completely as possible for a couple of days whereas you (women) haven't figured this out yet and therefore suffer with the cold for weeks. Our cold hits and stops our lives for 2-3 days and then it's gone until next year. Yours, on the other hand, drags on and on for weeks of complaining demands and bad moods.

[lulita1234]

he has a point but barney6323 missed it lmao

[TheEldritchMask]

Man Flu is very serious - women be warned! Hot chocolate and a DVD are also good paliatives against the ailment.

[Z4N30]

Women don't even need to be sick to piss and moan 24/7.

[6oodfella]

@lnsertCleverName Just there, on my last shift, I had to go to another depot that had a woman in charge, she was a nice old woman, but she kept calling me "Pet", "Honey", and "Toots", which I didn't mind, but I kept thinking that if the roles were reversed, I would be hauled up in front of the bosses for being sexist. It's a funny old world.

[lnsertCleverName]

@6oodfella I have worked a lot of retail in my job history. Every time I heard over the intercom: "I need a male associate to register 2 for a carry out." I wanted to flip out. Especially when it was something like couch cusions and 3 or 4 cashiers were just standing around at the registers. If I were to page a female associate to cosmetics for customer assistance, I would be in a work place sensitivity training class the next day.

[lnsertCleverName]

@feministsAreCorrupt Oh I agree, friend, I was just replying to a potentially offensive video with something funny, but often true. I've always wondered if there is a thing called paid maternity leave, why don't both spouses get it? Oh wait, I forgot. Fathers aren't important to the rearing of a child. (sarcasm)

[mikesomething]

soup and a blowjob 

[6oodfella]

@lnsertCleverName I remember some idiot on TV talking about leg waxing, and she said "Look what women go through for men". The bitch, I never asked her to do it, what the fuck am I getting the blame for?

[feministsAreCorrupt]

@lnsertCleverName Nonsense. It has been shown that men take fewer sick days than women.

TV shows with dramatizations are needed to show that men are wimps. The reality is that women work fewer hours and manipulate men, as a group, to sustain the nearly 100% male workplace injury and deaths.

[lnsertCleverName]

Most of the time we aren't even sick, I'll be honest. I just revealed a man-secret. We just act like it so maybe you'll stop being a bitch for at least a day or two.

[lnsertCleverName]

@6oodfella lmao. Not really a medical thing, but one thing has always awe-stricken me. The pouring hot wax on legs, yanking the hair out by the root, but being terrified of a spider on the ceiling that is neither threatening, made contact with them, nor venomous. It's always during a hockey game, or something.

[6oodfella]

And as we know, women never ever piss and moan endlessly about their health, and they don't clog up doctor's offices with non-ailments. "Boo Hoo, I stubbed my toe", "Boo Hoo, I've got a hang nail", "Boo Hoo, I've started pissing myself uncontrollably due to allowing thousands of penises to enter my furry cup when I was younger, can I have some nappies please?".

No, women never do that shit.