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Proceed to next level, grow handlebar mustache.
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@RuinSonic Or just a politician being that Dennis Kucinich nailed Julianne Moore.
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@Dogschach You have to be a sinner to get the drop dead gorgeous woman.
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@RuinSonic Perhaps. For cute chicks. What about the insanely beautiful chicks?
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@Dogschach He already gets the ladies. He's proof that you don't have to be really good looking to get the cute chicks.
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Keep the goatee man! Looks great..
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Grow a full beard, go all out. Jk, you might want to keep some facial hair though, so no one mistakes you for being 15 :)
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I hear the Hitler 'tache is making a comeback.
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I used to get carded all the time buying beer. Now they never card me. If I ask if they want to see my ID, they just laugh and say, no sir, it's not necessary :\ In a few years it will be, "Sir need a ride back to the home? I'm 45 now.
Any new videos coming soon?
xchampx 6 days ago
@xchampx
I hope so, I have plenty of ideas, it is time that I am lacking.
Epydemic2020 6 days ago
I am pretty late here, but try a goatee without the mustache. It appears you may be like me, and cannot bridge you lip hair and chin hair. In that case, the goatee tends to look a lot better by itself in my experience.
WannabeTesla 4 weeks ago
@WannabeTesla
I am going to try that before I go back to normal.
Epydemic2020 4 weeks ago
@Epydemic2020 One of my relatives has a goatee just like yours - and she's been trying to get rid of it for years. If you're going to sport whiskers, I think they need to be a lot more substantial. Right now, that just looks like you've been drinking carelessly from the bowl I've shaved in. There are two things in which dabbling never works - Christianity, and facial hair. You need to show the same commitment to the latter, as you do to the former.
horatiobottomley 1 month ago 3
@horatiobottomley
haha, well played.
Epydemic2020 1 month ago