Taste the Cake half life machinima

Another awesome song.I didnt make it btw.


Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box, she isn't greeted by faces only concrete and clocks.
That's when she first hears GLaDos, a computer that talks.
She's told to leave the little room but has no shoes and no socks.
She trusted the computer because the voice sounded nice, so she travels through the center and follows all it's advice, but when she starts tasting blood she started thinking twice.
It was the first time that she used a handheld portal device.
She put some holes in the walls and the ceiling then the floors. It was a weapon to create interdimensional doors. Still the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break.
That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake.

All alone and she's wondering why she has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
She'll never believe the cake is a lie.

GLaDos had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth.
Chell knew not to expect to get to see any proof.
She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof,
yet she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth.
Three tests to finish she was nearing the end.
She met companion cube and they became the best of friends,
but as with anything good, this thing was to good to last.
She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass.
GLaDos realized her spirit was far to strong to break.
She had completed all the tests and never made a mistake.
Her mouth began to water. Her hands started to shake.
She knew it couldn't be much farther.
She could almost taste the cake.
Lyrics.

All alone and she's wondering why she has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
She'll never believe the cake is a lie.

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Music

Tags:

• Taste
• the
• Cake
• half
• life
• machinima

[mokeyangel]

uum it says half life but this is portal isnt it?

[kierangreenwood]

Because its made using Gmod, A half life mod

[animalcrosser5]

*GLaDOS voice*

We here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to congratulate you on your successful completion of the test chambers.We apologize for the stale cake. However, it is also our duty to inform you that if you had been more speedy in your completion of the test, the cake would still be fresh.

[143rdShadowARCunit]

I guess I shouldn't have spent time shooting portals in my foot....

[dastelster]

just gotta love that chorus

[dastelster]

@kierangreenwood Yes

[dastelster]

1:03

derp

[Mdeil20]

THE CAKE IS A PIE!!!

[1to99str]

i think its sad :(

[beelzmon]

@kierangreenwood a half-life 2 mod lol yaya i am smart ass too

[coaxill]

You have the wrong cake.

Put the cupcake back.

[DominationDarren]

This is so epic dude