Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23!

Watch Behind the Scenes HERE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rri3hprHPQs

Subscribe!
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical

Written by Mark Douglas
Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small

AHMIR's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/ahmirTV

Music produced by Big Dawg http://www.myspace.com/dawgystyleproductions

LYRICS
Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad.  I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you.  F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying.  It's something I've been working on with my shrink.  Am I talking to much?  This is gonna be awkward.
 
AHMIR
You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot
You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not)
He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy
Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery
Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk
His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk
He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest
He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest
 
MARK
It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety
 
AHMIR
It's very common in old guys.
 
MARK
It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me.
 
AHMIR
And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into
As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too
Cus he's just a Nervous guy 
He always gives you T.M.I.
And never ever shuts his yap
Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap?
Yes he's just a nervous dude
Always finds a way to kill the mood
 
MARK
You remind me of sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck.
 
AHMIR
EWWWWWW
 
MARK 
No no no it wasn't anything weird it was just like a happy birthday (smooch)
 
LAUREN
I think you should leave
 
MARK
Allright then girl. Hey, I told you it was gonna be weird.   You can't say I didn't warn you.  C'mon fellas lets go.
 
LAUREN
No they can stay.
 
MARK  
Damn girl that's messed up...but I understand. After all, they are AHMIR, the most popular R&B group on YouTube.
 
AHMIR
It's too bad you're a nervous guy
It's time for you to say goodbye
Bye bye bye bye bye
Really missed your chance
Coulda got into her pants
But no, no....

--

MORE BARELY:

Subscribe!
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical

Facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome

Get the songs on iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910

TShirts!
http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com

Mark's Channel:
http://youtube.com/markdouglas

Todd's Stuff
http://youtube.com/wombatron
http://www.twitter.com/toddwomack

Follow us on Twitter
http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical
http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital

Leave us a voicemail
1-(646)-827-2202

Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Category:

• Entertainment
• Comedy

Tags:

• NervousGuy
• Awkward
• Sex
• AHMIR
• KeyOfAwesome
• sexy
• rhythm
• and
• blues
• funny
• music
• video
• parody
• song
• LaurenFrancesca
• BarelyPolitical
• MarkDouglas

[0LycanFX]

Whoever said white people can't dance never saw Mark's moves

[darklordgrievouspb]

I want Lauren half naked in bed with me.

[suus14]

He cheated on UNO!

[hotpox2]

Poor SexyMark... Another one lost to AHMIR....

[CrazySexyCoolmeisha]

wow that group AHMIR is AWESOME. i just love their voices..... thatnks Mark. oh and looking mad sexy dancing Mark .hahaha

[DeadlyForeign]

Mark!!!how could you cheat you wife??!!

[jordanquelch]

Shes fit

[jaylawyatt1]

big boobs



[Arthus850]

thanks for introducing me to ahmir. no wonder they are the most popular R&B band on youtube. thanks alot Mark