I'm A Motherf***ing Ninja by None Like Joshua

Music and Lyrics by None Like Joshua © 2010. A new song off the album, Maniac Devices, available 10.10.2010

Full lyrics at http://nonelikejoshua.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/405/

They call me the dark assassin.
I'm the last thing, that you see when you start to pass out
From blood loss.
Some thought I was fiction
A mythical creature that is living in your speakers.

My eyesight is only sharp at night.
Which is just like my sword and it's hard to fight
Cause your heart will be mine by the time I have left
Without a trace, now you must pay with your life.

I train every single day and night.
Sleep with a knife, and stay away from the light.
Unafraid of anything so I never take advice.
Some say it's wrong, but it feels so right.

A mercenary who's beyond the system.
Immersed in a scary world, gone ballistic.
Don't cross paths if you have any wisdom.
I'm guessing that you've solved the enigma

I'm a motherfucking ninja,
Didn't ya know
When I'm not on stage, I'm paid to slit throats.
I'll invade your home after I cut the power
If you're on the hitlist, then you better watch out
For shinobi, only I can bring justice
To a world that overlooks greed and corruption
Politics, innocence, money can't save us.
So if you don't like it then you're gonna feel the blade thrust.

They call me invisible hitman.
When I'm waiting for a chance
For the group to disband.

I'm watching you.
And you don't even know it.
Hiding in the trees in the breeze
Under the sofa.
The only accomplice is the darkness
Honestly, you'll never see me that's a promise.

Politicians, CEOs, and members of congress
Opposition, mediocre runaway convicts
Nobody's safe from a throwing star's sharpness.
Protecting the jobless, the harmless, the populace.
I mean, I think by now it's pretty obvious,

I will kill at any cost and never bow to sensei.
Crossing out the names of all my enemies and then they
Never live to tell a soul of what they saw or what they know
Or what they heard they never saw it coming for them anyway

Only thing that could eliminate me is a ninja
but there ain't a better one, so don't believe the stigmas.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• None Like Joshua
• I m A Motherfucking Ninj
• Maniac Devices
• indie
• rap
• electronica
• trip hop
• beat
• music
• sounds
• hip hop

[AbrilJoshua12283]

What school are/were you attending?

[NoneLikeJoshua]

@AbrilJoshua12283 Loyola University of New Orleans.

[kind12TheAnewz1]

i love ur songs

[NoneLikeJoshua]

@kind12TheAnewz1 Thank you!

[NoneLikeKaylee]

So you fuck mothers and are a ninja?

[NoneLikeJoshua]

@NoneLikeKaylee Is there any other way?

[NoneLikeJoshua]

@thomassauce2 You just died. Then I put your heart back inside your body and reattached the ventricles. And then you never even noticed.

[LDCKrew]

Hey @NoneLikeJoshua Do You Think Maybe We Could Do One Song Together I Speak English And Spanish So If Its Cool With You I Could Rap A Bit In Spanish And A Bit In English Im 15 Years Old! You Choose The Beat I Dont Care What Type It Is! Hoping To Hear From Ya ...Oh Yea Your Music IS FUCKING AWESOME!! - Jc

[HamBuffalo]

Sounds like a free credit score commercial.

[princethony001]

you're good bro your vids should get many more views :)



[metalicadude69]

Begining of this + headphones = mind fuck

[Firejowl]

how do you download this to your ring tone?

[Iceythunderswag]

Ur a legend brah

[cbrulz1]

@NoneLikeJoshua hey, i live in louisiana :D

[drfunify1]

I think hystericalcarcass has hypersensitive eyes..because all I saw was a transparent blur O.o

[HystericalCarcass]

theres a problem out there... im able to see u.... so either ive got hypersensible eyes ... or u r not a ninja =/

[ConwoorHasAWendy]

@TDU2GUY lol you fail