Jonathan Bell

You're Going to Hell!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jonathan
• Bell
• God
• Stuff
• Daily
• Show

[BearBarton53]

I thought it was better to give than receive? Therefore, mopping floors in heaven would be the best job in heaven... Jonathon Bell, you're insane...

[Noromongrel]

Terminator Twoooo!!!!

[scottlovesbarda]

So funny!

[BlatzBeer]

From what I understand according to Jonathan Bell, Buddhists like me won't even be able to get through the Gates of Heaven to mop floors. We have to pick up litter out in the parking lot of Heaven. For eternity. And only 15 minutes lunch break.

I'm thinking of becoming a Baha'i. Aren't they Protestants?

[poughkeepsiejohn1]

TERMENAYAH TOO!!!!!

[steatopygiaphile]

...and they were gonna show people that weren't even saved...TERMINATOR 2!!!!!!! TERMINATOR 2 AT A SINGLES MEETING IN A CHURCH!!! I MEAN COME ON!!!!!

[MsBatista85]

@IndustrialHz THAT IS TRUE.

[lee1850]

WOW!!!! Makes me proud to share my name with him.

[IndustrialHz]

ALL PEOPLE DO IS MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING FOR JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

[DareCherub]

"A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver."

Proverbs 25:11

[1kdtaylor]

The most hilarious aspect of this is that if you look closely, you can see that while Jonathan Bell is condemning the sinful to an eternity of "mopping floors" in Heaven, he is supposed to be addressing the topic of "Overcoming Depression and Oppression."

ROTFLOL!