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waahhhh the poor whatever that is! :'(
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A whole lotta WTF!!!
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hahaha this is why lifes a trip..
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ew...
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very feable minded
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you guys are fucking sick you assholes oh yeah lets rip a rat in half and see how many views we get, dumbasses, Jesus Christ you guys are dumb shits, fuck yourself.
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Gophers gone wild!
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What the hell?! Did you cut that rat-thing in half??
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what the fuck is wrong with her thats just freaky!
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omfg who would play with a dead rat thing!!
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So Why is that Thing in two?
TannerMalamute 5 years ago
Well, you see... although the chickens, despite my scolding, love to swallow their mice whole - the gopher was a wee bit too intimidating and then there was the concern it might choke (the chicken). ...out of space, see next comment...
TurClack 5 years ago
So to remedy the situation, I simply took the blade of my shovel and placing it gently on Mr. Gopher's neck, I jumped high into the air, coming down with all my great weight - thus slicing head and body, cleanly in two. Oh my, how the chickens were delighted! And they squawked and they pecked and fluffed and preened, smacking and clacking their beaks...those "free range organic" $6 per dozen eggs you buy at the natural foods store? They don't call em mighty OMEGA eggs for nothin!
TurClack 5 years ago