Funny Pet News #3- A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, Canine Drives

This is Zootoo.com's program dedicated to Pet News.

Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.

This episode;
Voting Dog
Horse Sushi
Kept Alive by Rabbit and Horse Blood
Ace Sniffer Dogs Fired
Kitten Rescued from Sewer Drain
Canine Behind the Wheel


Show transcript;

BETH: A Voting Dog, Horse Sushi, and a Canine behind the wheel! Today, on Zootoo News.

BETH: Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.

LAURA: Because when things get catty, it's a good thing.

Story 1
LAURA: Jane Balogh of Federal Way, Washington
could face felony charges because she registered her Australian shepherd-terrier mix, Duncan, to vote.

She said she did this to make a point that Washington's voting requirements are too lax.

In the prior 3 elections, she sent in bogus ballots and even signed the dog's voter registration card with a paw print.
Wow, I can't believe it took authorities so long to catch this.
Duncan's not even American!

Story 2
BETH: Due to shortages of tuna in Japan, sushi chefs are now contemplating horse meat.

A tuna scare in 1973 forced sushi chefs to find other red-colored substitutes like raw horse.

One Tokyo restaurant owner says worse comes to worse, they will use the surprisingly tasty horse meat once again.

LAURA: You mean Sea Horse, right?

BETH: No. Horse Horse.

Sushi picture receives horse tail.

Both girls lean over and "vomit".

Story 3
BETH: A seriously ill teenager is being kept alive by horse and rabbit blood.




Cara Heaney was diagnosed with a rare illness called aplastic anaemia.

She is now receiving transfusions of Horse antibodies and rabbit blood products to fighting off bone-marrow failure.
Her mother said: "Without this treatment Cara would not be alive today."
When asked if she feels differently after these transfusions, 14 year old Cara said "Nay!"

LAURA: [Wow. Pretty good.] You do any other horse impressions?

BETH: slaps. Blows lips. Stops.

LAURA: Anything else?

BETH: Nay.

Story 4
LAURA: Two street mutts who became ace sniffer dogs at a Thailand airport have been fired for
urinating on luggage and
sexually harassing female passengers.

Apparently, so many passengers complained about their lewd behavior they had to be fired.

BETH: Come on, can you blame them? I mean, did you see those skirts they were wearing!?

LAURA: I'm not saying they were asking for it, but...

Story 5
LAURA: A gray tabby kitten, trapped in a storm sewer drain in West Verginia,
finally climbed out after 250 gallons of water were pumped into the drain.

On the scene of the rescue were 2 firetrucks, 5 firefighters, and several animal rescuers.

Geez, that's a lot of men to get excited over one wet pussy...

BOTH: ...cat.

Story 6
BETH: In Idaho, a black lab named Charlie drove a car into the river,
while his owner was running in for a pizza.

Somehow the dog got the car in neutral and coasted straight into the water,
jumping out before it sank.

BETH: Be careful on the road -- watch out for driving dogs and Paris Hilton!

LAURA: Yeah!, and now he's charged with a D.U.I. -- Doggie Under Influence!

BETH: Yeah! And you can bet the punishment will be Ruff!

LAURA: Charlie's owner should have taught him to put the car in Bark!

And they laugh and laugh.

Have text appear -- Thanks for watching Zootoo News. Real Pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction. (As if we can't say it cause we are laughing too hard).

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Zootoo
• Zoo
• Pet
• News
• Funny
• Comedy
• Weird
• Dog
• Vote
• Horse
• Sushi
• Driving
• Canine
• Wet
• Cat
• Kitten
• Rabbit
• Bunny
• Valpey
• Hoyt

[johnnytzito]

Hilarious!!! Voting Dog?! Wet...uhhh..ummm cat?! Hysterical! Can't wait for the next installment!

[horseygirl1207]

you allsuck horses rock

[popura0025]

Horse sushi

good

[XxEllenBethxX]

yeah

if your trying to freak me out by telling me that people eat dog

yh i aint freaked I KNOW!

i just find it sick & barbaic

[ElisaFireRose]

People have pet horses. Your point is? I'm pretty sure people overseas have DOGS for pets, and guess what they eat? Yep.

[XxEllenBethxX]

Yeah

I DONT EAT ANY MEAT#

but to act like that

loads of people have pet horses

>:|

[ElisaFireRose]

There are other foods than horse. I'm not saying there aren't. But guess what? I eat it. And it's seriously the best freaking type of meat there is out there. There's barely any fat on it because horses are mostly active.

I really don't understand why anybody cares.

[XxEllenBethxX]

"Humans wil do what it takes for survival"

oh my god

what so is there no other food than horse anymore?

god

[jazuishere]

hahahaha funny... nice one lol

[ElisaFireRose]

Pfft. All of you think eating horse is such a bad thing. I love horses, don't get me wrong, but guess what? Humans will do what it takes for survival. And if you live in Italy, eating horse isn't a bad thing. At all. Seriously, go to the Equine-meat stores lining the street.

...Besides, people have eaten much worse. Take me, for example. I went to Germany and ate kangaroo.

So sue me.

[offcameherhead]

130,000 American horses end up on foreign dinner tables every year. Their transport to slaughter and their deaths are grisly. The horse jokes are not funny to those of us who know what goes on.

[alexfromiami]

do u grls make these vids all by urselvs??but u arent funny.u should try porn

hahaha thats funny