Mr. Deity Episode 3: Mr. Deity and The Light

Mr. Deity and Larry have trouble with the lighting on their new world

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[pinktux4]

LOLOLOL I made a joke about this years ago. God clapping his hands and saying "Lights please!" LOL

[misterdeity]

@pinktux4 Well, duh! Where do you think I got it?

[misterdeity]

@XegoTheNinja Of course that's true. But when people believe in God more, what do we get? We have two examples now in the West and Middle East in the last 1200 years. Judeo/Christianity gave us The Dark Ages of the Inquisition and Religious Totalitarianism, and Islam has now given us the modern Religious Totalitarian state. When we pull back from religion, enshrine secular, enlightenment, humanist ideals, we get what we have now in the democratic West. Case closed.

[misterdeity]

@colorofcolton I'm right with you. Unfortunately, many won't leave it at that. If only God had said in one of the Holy Books, "Live and let live," the world would be such a better place. Instead, there's kill this person if they do this, kill this person if they do that, and if someone doesn't believe x kill them so I can torture them forever. I don't know why anyone needs BELIEFS. Why can't we all just admit that we don't know what caused everything and work towards finding out?

[FreidasGarden]

hahahahahahahahahahaha  again!

[festdir]

@goodvibrato "someone like you"

Oh? And what/who would be someone like me?

"ratios"

What ratio?

"living life detached from reality"

So says the person that makes numerous comments that are detached from reality.

"don't know if you could come up with a worse argument"

Why not? After all, you have provided numerous examples of "worse arguments".

[goodvibrato]

@festdir Right, you were talking about giving. Only someone like you would think giving ratios is a worthy counter to living life detached from reality. I don't know if you could have come up with a worse argument.

[festdir]

@goodvibrato "Way to sidestep the issue.."

What issue?

"He wasn't talking about giving.."

I was. I was talking about ACTUAL examples of religious people, not the actual religions themselves.

"So do you believe in a 6000 yr old earth, global floods & talking donkeys"

I do believe that you have the reading comprehension of a third grader. Thank you for taking time out of your day to prove it in writing.

[goodvibrato]

@festdir "so you're saying my 80 yr old neighbor will go on a stabbing spree?"

Way to sidestep the issue with this 100% worthless question.

"Thanks for the advice, life coach. However, the grounded REALITY is that Christians donate more to the less fortunate, both per capita & total amount"

Way to sidestep the issue. He wasn't talking about giving, he was talking about having beliefs based in reality. So do you believe in a 6000 yr old earth, global floods and talking donkeys or what?

[s1ider]

@misterdeity no no no no no. it is not when people believe in god more. it is when people control other people with religion. Not the deep true meaning of the religion itself. There is a difference.

I would explain more, but DAMN, these are funny and I want to watch all of them.

[festdir]

@misterdeity "apparently Xtianity is not needed [for giving]"

Seeing as they give significantly more both per capita & total amount; Apparently, it helps.

"inquisition problem"

What inquisition problem are you currently facing? I am unaware of Christians doing this currently.

"secular"

With 80% of the population being Christians. If they are such a terrible threat, how can you manage?

Very "live & let live" mindset you are currently exhibiting. 'Self-Awareness'-Try it.

[misterdeity]

@festdir What does giving money have to do with "live and let live"? And if you think that only believers give money, you're wrong. So apparently Xtianity is not needed for that. Of course, you don't address the inquisition problem re: it's connection to "live and let live." Cowardly. Finally, the culture I enjoy is a result of secular, democratic principles which are nowhere advocated in the Xtian Bible. Indeed, Xtians fought (some still do) the principles I (and probably you too) cherish.