Dr. Pepper

Patton Oswalt
Toronto Open Mic

from the album
"Feelin' Kinda Patton"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Patton
• Oswalt
• Dr.
• Pepper

[lolubentrold]

You wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch!

[TheEndlessObsession]

Doin' the... Junior Jumble Scramble...

[WackoSwords]

Why does he sound so much like Ralphie May?

[TelePorterProduction]

The solution to the jumble is "'Vested' interest"

[JeffOxBig]

why can't a find any video of this bit anywhere ? (other than when it comes to computers i am a crippled crab without a crutch, don't know where to start or where to begin)

[CogswellPepperbox]

this is the bit that convinced me of Patton's genius & genuine talent;

if it hadn't've been for Hedberg, he might've been the Voice of his Generation ...

[SocialTrophy]

One of my favorite jokes from him

[Multifire]

I wish someone would have recorded the real dr. pepper, I would have loved to see that.

[hotkarlisgood]

ok, what patton is doing here is impersonating a heroine addict who got stage time at a club in toronto. He kept falling asleep int he middle of his bit which is why he pauses, then comes back in randomly. so there are little chunks missing. this is without a doubt the funniest thing ive ever heard patton oswalt do. so good

[brokenseatbelt]

@nefphlegm You're talking about Mitch Hedberg. I'm pretty sure The Chinese Restaurant Seinfeld episode aired before he wrote that joke. Nevertheless, Mitch Hedberg was funny as hell. Seinfeld, too, for that matter.

[head909]

You are all just characters in my dream.

lucid the novel . com

[genecidicskyhi]

@secretcountry all i said is what got Patton in the situation in the first place. it doesn't ruin the joke at all adding on a bit. it's not like i just typed down the whole fucking joke.