song of the day #6 (4-18-08): octopus crotch

woke up this morning and to my delight there was a package in my sight it wasn't in the mail it wasn't a male it was in between let me tell you the tale opened up my eyes saw a set of legs and in between them the question was begged what is this here? i cannot tell but i got excited yeah i was doin well i tired to look up but my neck was stuck my gaze was fixated area concentrated and i was told i have to decide what was living inside and i couldn't choose gave me a swig of booze and said calm down don't be too nervous you just gotta pick there's a purpose to it i said i don't belive it's one or the other it's something in between i don't wanna pick cause i'll be wrong and you know the person did to me then took off their pants and let me in on a little secret i'm supposed to keep it but i gotta tell the world cause i couldn't help but peek at it it wasn't a wiener it wasn't a vagina it was a bunch of octopus arms comin' out a hole that was inside you it made it look like both when the pants were on and you know any of my prethoughts on the parts were totally gone octopus crotch it was an octupus crotch thought i gassed my heart was almost stopped all the suction cups sucked on my face sucked all the blood lost the color oh gosh didn't know if i was gonna die or not octopus crotch couldn't get my heart to stop lovin that octopus crotch

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