Congress & National Broadband Plan
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thanks for sharing….
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@ThunderAppeal Thank God, Obama passed healthcare! At least now I know I will get my massive carpal tunnel and trigger thumb injuries paid for. The Constitution is old, I think it should be rewritten with new cool features like sparkling graphics and coupons and stuff. The Bill of Rights should be at least 25 pages with rights to cool things like flat screens and ipads and such. I am so tired of being tied down by primitive people with wooden teeth and frigging wigs!
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@ThunderAppeal, They will be in for a RUDE Welcome...lol
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@USoSilly2Me My fellow comrade Amerikansky, ACORN will come to your door to 'reregister' you. Please stand by.
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@maskedburritow Yes, *regulated food quaity*. The government is *not* in the business of actually growing the food *thankfully*, but sarcastic idiot lazy worthless pricks like you would love for the government to do everything for you, even wipe your ass for you.
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@granitehills2t My fellow comrade Amerikansky, do not fear the capitalist dogs will surely pay (pun intended, you will laugh *now*) for making broadband too expensive. My fellow tovarish comrade Amerikansky, the Constitution is a living document, it can be massaged to fit the era (thanks to comrades saul alinksy and cass sunstien) Internet porn is good to 'brainwash', after your 'brainwashing' of porn you can be further pacified with halo. Proceed.
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@ThunderAppeal Look I believe that free porn and access to Halo tournaments is a fundamental right and might be in the Constitution(Is it, I am not sure?). But can the government run it efficiently? Is my Jenna Jameson video going to be glitchy or will it be high quality? I dont want Gunner69 from Portugal to smoke me in a Halo game because my server sucks. Cmon!
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@ThunderAppeal , At my next voting, I will be a Republican. The board of election told me I had to wait until then. The anticipation is killin' me. lol
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But my comrade fellow Amerikansky, dont you want to help your fellow fat lazy Amerikansky to have free broadband, free cars, free food, free homes, free gas? When everything is free everything is great.
The horrible government and their crazy public utilities! I can't wait until it all comes crashing down! I'm tired of the department of transportation, agriculture, water and power and the rest of their cooky waste of taxpayer money!
I for one have purchased a horse and buggy, livestock and have begun amassing a giant army of hamsters to spin the giant wheel that will power my apartment.
maskedburritow 1 year ago 3
@Seldona, Excuse Me. They're not the Democratic Party. They're the New Socialist Party. I, being a life long Democrat, can't believe what these idiots are trying to do to my country.
USoSilly2Me 2 years ago 3