12 Alibis for a Republican Caught Cruising (Doug's Dozen #34)

I bet there's a hundred reasonable explanations for a pol who opposes gay marriage ending up at a gay bar. (Would you believe, a dozen?) (EDITED TO ADD: How one day changes everything -- State Sen. Roy Ashburn just came out! Why he chose integrity over these 12 surefire alibis, I'll never know.) (EDITED AGAIN TO ADD:) Oh, it's okay. He's still going to vote like a bigot. Forget what I said about integrity...

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Comedy

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• Roy Ashburn
• Larry Craig
• Ted Haggard
• gay marriage
• gay Republicans
• Mark Foley