Parker Booth and Kathy discuss a variety of foods that sound dirty but aren't. Fifth in "To Join the Gutter Parade" Series.
The "dirty" foods: Cock-a-leekie soup, toad-in-a-hole, buttered crumpet, whipped cream, rump roast, pound cake, pasta puttanesca, blow pops, head cheese, bangers and mash, sticky buns, bangbelly, Scotch woodcock, gentleman's relish, spotted dick.
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This video is in honor of Square Chicken, food connoisseur, who helps bring so much joy and fun to our lives. Now, foods that sound dirty but aren't.
Cock-a-leekie soup. The ultimate in dirty foods.
Toad in the hole. A favorite with author roll dahl. It's very british.
Buttered crumpet. This one is for our friends from Australia.
Whipped cream. Goes well with cherry pie, as Doctor Brennan fully knows. Cue evil grin.
Rump roast. This one is just gross.
Pound cake. Something that Wes and Brennan would eat. While leaning on a door. And breaking it.
Pasta puttanesca. Hey, mister vee en em. Did you know that puttanesca comes from. The Italian word for whore? Bet ya didn't.
Blow pops. A candy made by the tootsie roll company. Tootsie sounds dirty too. I can no longer eat candy now. Ew.
Head cheese. Not actually made of cheese, but the head part is what's funny. Or dirty. Head head head. Hey, give me some head head cheese!
bangers and mash. A british and irish delicacy. Not only does it sound dirty, but bangers is another word for sausage! You can't get better than that!
Sticky buns. If we have to explain this one, you are too young to be watching this. Go watch Spoge Bob instead.
Bangbelly. This is a Canadian dessert, in honor of all the Canadians out there. Especially Hart hanson.
Scotch woodcock. Really, who picks the names for these foods?
Gentelman's relish. Ok, tell me this is not the worst you have heard. Gentelmans relish, I presume, can be found in copious quantities at a gentelman's club.
But wait. It gets worse. One more food that sounds so dirty that it is...
Spotted dick.
what about Kumquat
Daffybastard0426 2 years ago