Behind Crude Lies

Thanks to everyone who's commented favorably! I didn't know this would be such a hit. Thanks again to pakleglia for cowriting this one! The music is by Limp Bizkit. It's their cover version of The Who song "Behind Blue Eyes".

High quality mp3 of this parody can be d/l for free here:

http://truthsurge.noads.biz

Just find this file in the list at left and right-click and save it to your computer, iWhatever,etc.

BehindCrudeLies.mp3

Lyrics:

No one knows what it's like
To be a damn fool
To be a real tool
Behind crude lies

And no one knows what it's like
To be a creatard
A real retard
And telling only lies

But my wet dreams
They aren't as empty
As my fat head seems to be
I take showers when i'm lonely
With mr. bonely
He's all i need

And no one knows what it's like
To wear these headphones
Like I do,
They're heavy TOO!

And no one tries quite as hard
To sound clever
But I never
Got past high school


But my wet dreams
They aren't as empty
As my fat head seems to be
I take showers when I'm lonely
With Mr. Bonely
He's all I neeeeeeeeeed

When my lips first start to open
I stick my head deep inside my ass
And when I smile it's so condescending
As I twist and ignore the facts

If you tell me anything evil
Like evilution or geologe
Keep me dumb let me say god did it
I put my faith in mythology

No one knows what it's like
To be a damn fool
To be a real tool
Behind crude lies

Thanks pakleglia and all those who did shoutouts and stuff such as The Living Dinosaur and Wildwoodclaire1!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• truthsurge
• behind
• crude
• lies
• blue
• eyes
• parody
• nephilimfree

[daNDayati]

Please , Please do a vid on shock of god...

[Katalyzt]

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[daNDayati]

an effort well spent... kudos... (and many many thanks)

[TruthSurge]

@LetReasonPrevail1 thanks! haha yes, I added the breath post-facto. I had to. can't be blowing in the vid but no whoosh sound. Well, I'd LOVE to pwn the shit out of Lame Craig. Just too busy on other stuff. like my latest series. excavating the empty tomb. WHICH, is kind of a pwnage of Lame Craig. thank ya!

[LetReasonPrevail1]

Fan-fucking-tasic, Bro.

And I appreciate your attention to detail as evidenced by the breathing sound into the microphone at 1:41. That was a nice touch.

You da man.

Ever thought about skewering William Lame Craig via a song parody? That would be sweet!!!

Cheers & Thanks for making me piss myself.

[TruthSurge]

@TomMSTie1138 yeah, you think of ideas like that AFTER it's done. hahha but yeah, most of my vids are $0 budget so even if I did think of that I couldn't have done it. :(

[TomMSTie1138]

@TruthSurge The only thing funnier would be if you made a few pairs, each larger than the last until they were ridiculously gigantic.

[TruthSurge]

@TomMSTie1138 yep. that's why I had to go the extra mile and make some BIG headphones. hehe

[TomMSTie1138]

@TruthSurge Without the headphones it wouldn't be a Nephy parody.  They are his most outstanding feature.

[TruthSurge]

@TomMSTie1138 they kind of steal the show, don't they? hehehe i mean... without those... well, it's just another average yt vid.