Figga Please - Evan Lysacek

Music video for Olympic Gold Medalist Evan Lysacek's hip-hop debut, "Figga Please."

Center ice now it's nice and silent
One thrust and the crowd gets violent
Look at me bringing life to the lifeless
With a twist and a little glitter on my eyelids

People say wow he can land everything
Triple Salchow, Triple Lutz, Triple anything
Whatchew think man I came here to qualify?
This is men's figure skating son-

It's do or die.

So how you figga? how you figga?
You could ever go bigger than this raw ass figga
Skater
Puttin' all these haters on ice, man
If you don't like it you can swing from the bulge in my tights...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....

All eyes on me, eyes on me
Flying through the air so fast so free
Gliding like I'm riding on a slip and slide with supple knees
People thinking will he fall?
Figga please...

I'm spinning like a million miles a minute
It's the ice zone son and I'm in it
But it feels like I'm standing still and the crowds spinning round
When I stop...
How ya like me now?

So how you figga? how you figga?
You could ever go bigger than this raw ass figga
Skater
Puttin' all these haters on ice man
If you don't like it you can swing from the bulge in my tights...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....

I'm representing Ice Americano
Yeah these crackas going bat shit (Guano)
Dick Button, Hamilton yeah I know
Let me holler at my, holler at my boy, Boitano

You better reconsider who you hatin' on
We're the Mount Rushmore of men's skatin', son
So next time you eat your Breakfast of Champions
Check your box, that's me on the front
Yeah the Golden One

So how you figga? how you figga?
You could ever go bigger than this raw ass figga
Skater
Puttin' all these haters on ice man
If you don't like it you can swing from the bulge in my tights...

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....

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[MajorVeronica]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVAN

[libertine]

THIS IS AMAZING, I'M SO WHELMED

[RRavenclawsDiadem]

I am crying tears of joy :'D

[b52FLAPJACK]

I WANT THIS SONG WHERE CAN I GET IT

[lala630312]

@atheshar Plushenko comes back... Do you know?

/watch?v=mY9BMxljBpw

/watch?v=GkfhUvSyqaQ&feature=r­elated I simply adore his personality, and his will-power. I don't know he will win or not, but i will enjoy every moments of his skating. And i hope he will be healthy....

[lala630312]

@atheshar You're right, i was imprecise. I admit, that night Evan skated his best skates ever. Congrat to him! And Plu wasn't perfect in his LP, but were some very interesting episode of judges work. I know about M. Inman 's letter. Many european experts said , Plu should have recieved +5 points for his SP.

/watch?v=LbbfflDE4PE

Evan recieved only a judges warning for a wrong-edged 3F, not a 2-3 point deduction, and he had an underrotated 3A in his LP. But this is the history...

[lala630312]

@atheshar Don't work your link. Do you want to show his quad? I know when he did the quad. He never landed perfect quad in international competitions. I expect that the Olympic Champion makes the quads. I'm really sorry, but i think he is very good skater, but he isn't great skater. Too tall, isn't graceful, isn't special, and he can't jump. He hasn't fans outside of North-America.

P.s.: I like your awesome montages.

[GregoryHipps]

Funniest show ever. Do it up Big D!!!

[heatherklus]

Whenever I am feeling nostalgic for the more active days of _skating, I watch this.

AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, ETC ETC

[coodisneyfan]

There are so many comments I could reply to using "THIS", so I'm just going to post it on its own.

[poeticallycorrect95]

Gawd he's such a mongoose... which i dont evan know what that is.

[EchelonSummer]

@eternalshrew LOL!! But c'mon...you MUST admit..and that ain't SOCKS he's rockin there, either! Trust me on this one!! So what if Plushenko has the quad and Johnny Weir has all the style..Evan is, and always will have the rockin body, complete with the BULGE!! LOL. Hard to ignore, as is the rest of the Lysacek package. Who needs a quad, or fashion sense when you've got that kind of equipment. Real men don't need a quad. I adore Evan. He won coz he's the HARDEST working man in the sport!