Oh Lord... Save us from these dimwits!

Amongst the more sensible messages and pm's I get, there are always a few nuggets of nonsensical thinking to warm the non-believing cockles of my heart.
Caricature by Panman38
Intro music by Kevin MacLeod

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• God
• Christianity
• Atheism
• Proof
• disprove
• free
• will
• old
• testament

[Cootabux]

kal

Someone just sent me this vid of yours. I liked it very much and will sub.

Gonna go watch more!

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for that! much appreciated!

[GarryW05]

i love your videos. theyre all very funny as well as very true

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that, much appreciated!

[atomicnumber86]

Actually wouldn't a bloody t-shirt be red?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, indeed it would...but thats taking my wordage literally... and we know from the believers that you only have to take things literally when it suits. ...So I shall take the same stance. ahem.

[HappyApostate]

I always enjoy your rants. They need a wider audience tho.

[yashatono]

god wouldnt interfere with free-will, but he still has a plan for all of us?

[Tobytrim]

Ha ha! very good.

You should have suggested a gnat for the ankle socks though . ....we know their size.....

After all, an elf, being unseen and already a fantasized proposition, can be as big as you want to imagine him to be. His socks might need an Einsteinian amount of cotton!!

Yeah...i know...."shut up you mithering, nitpicking bastard!!"

[thewoodenfrog]

lol de-red a t-shirt. great video man your actually really funny.

[julzabro]

Excellent points as usual! Apparently, I'm way behind on my viewing of your videos. I will be playing catch up for a while!...;)

[ebaltrace]

Good Video!

It's frustrating dealing with Christians. When they become slaves of Jesus they give up their free will and ability to think, reason, and use logic. They're like robots programmed by their church.

Ebal the Atheist

[Orsbore]

In the past, I've tried to explain to Christians that as long as they believe a person can only be saved if that person accepts Christ as their saviour, then when they pray for someone, what they're doing is asking their God to strip that person of their free will and turn them into a Christian.

Invariably, the reply I get is, "I'll pray for you."

My reply? "Okay, I'll sacrifice a baby and ask the devil to turn you into a Satanist."