Richard Belzer on Ronald Reagan & Salman Rushdie

RICHARD BELZER SAID: "Reagan to me is a creation of Hollywood. I mean--he's a Hollywood president. He's like a science-fiction creature. Because Reagan got elected to the presidency--he got shot--he came back. They took 3 feet out of his colon--he came back. They took a little piece off his nose--he came back. They drilled a hole in his head--he came back. He's like Jason from FRIDAY THE 13TH. You can't stop this guy. Lock your doors--it's Reagan."

JONATHAN SCHWARTZ SAID: "The comedian Milton Berle used a piece of business on television that can tell you something about Andrea Simon that by 1956 had become, within her, a creative act. Berle, after telling a joke, would extend his left arm out to the audience, palm out, saying: stop, no applause, no applause. But down below his hip, the fingers of his right hand were wiggling back and forth, saying: more, more, applause applause, more."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• richard
• belzer
• ronald
• reagan
• salman
• rushdie

[iliketrippyshit]

"It's called Buddha you fat bastard." ahahahahahahaha

[t795]

You have to be at the very least 30 to find this funny. Very dated but funny for me.

[Murph992]

@t795 Why do you have to be 30 to find this funny?

[sexywildcat21]

I LOVE the Belz !!! He makes me ROFL !!!!

[R3DST4R1]

this dude is a boss in svu man

[SuukiSama]

Belzer is my idol...and 43 people suck monkey nuts...just sayin...

[Grendel938]

Richard was a stud.

[bluegreedo]

Didn't he steal that bit from Bill Hicks? Bill Hicks had a bit about Regan coming back.

[bluegreedo]

what year is this??

[IHATEPEEPSALOT]

Reagan was the best president ever

[xBillyTheKidx]

"the guest host" lol

[xymox007]

@noladarlin You're right. But the current events weren't.