Just Say No (To Clothes): Junkie Sock Monkey laundry addict

http://www.sockmonkeydreams.com presents: A public service announcement from the Red Heel Monkey Shelter. Sock monkeys can quickly become addicted to freshly dried laundry. The warmth, aroma, and feelings of security associated with, um, "hot laundry" are irresistible to the hapless little comfort creatures. Here we see the tragic results of this addiction and hear a story from a 'tailspotting' sock monkey, JoJo, who, after being sequestered in a bag of clothes for over two decades, is now a hopeless addict. Take care of your sock monkeys, lest they all end up an unproductive burden on the laundry basket of the world.

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[hedgehoggie88]

I found my sock monkey in the clothes basket a couple days ago I had to show him this video then we had a little talk

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@hedgehoggie88 You are a good caretaker to your sock monkey.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@hedgehoggie88 You are a good caretaker to your sock monkey.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@hedgehoggie88 You are a good caretaker to your sock monkey.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@hedgehoggie88 You are a good caretaker to your sock monkey.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@hedgehoggie88 You are a good caretaker to your sock monkey.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@ACWWwhite1 @ACWWwhite1 Some sock monkeys can handle lying around in some clean clothes now and then, and other monkeys want nothing more than to hang around in the clothes all the time. I don't know your sock monkey, so I don't know if he/she can be a casual clotheser or if any contact with clothes will create another tragic addiction. But whatever you do, keep them away from Febreze! That stuff is like monkey meth.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@ACWWwhite1 Some sock monkeys can handle lying around in some clean clothes now and then, and other monkeys want nothing more than to hang around in the clothes all the time. I don't know your sock monkey, so I don't know if he/she can be a casual clotheser or if any contact with clothes will create another tragic addiction. But whatever you do, keep them away from Febreze! That stuff is like monkey meth.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@ACWWwhite1 Some sock monkeys can handle lying around in some clean clothes now and then, and other monkeys want nothing more than to hang around in the clothes all the time. I don't know your sock monkey, so I don't know if he/she can be a casual clotheser or if any contact with clothes will create another tragic addiction. But whatever you do, keep them away from Febreze! That stuff is like monkey meth.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@ACWWwhite1 Some sock monkeys can handle lying around in some clean clothes now and then, and other monkeys want nothing more than to hang around in the clothes all the time. I don't know your sock monkey, so I don't know if he/she can be a casual clotheser or if any contact with clothes will create another tragic addiction. But whatever you do, keep them away from Febreze! That stuff is like monkey meth.

[sockmonkeydreamer]

@ACWWwhite1 Some sock monkeys can handle lying around in some clean clothes now and then, and other monkeys want nothing more than to hang around in the clothes all the time. I don't know your sock monkey, so I don't know if he/she can be a casual clotheser or if any contact with clothes will create another tragic addiction. But whatever you do, keep them away from Febreze! That stuff is like monkey meth.