PokéMasters

This is completely 100% original. Taken from my built-in webcam, so the frame rate sucks. Oh well. Enjoy.


I keep it fresher than Listerine
You can call me Mr. Clean
Hope you got a Blastoise
All my rhymes are blistering

I don't have to rock chains
I don't have to drop names
When I'm on the mic
I'm like a Charizard, hot flames

I'm a say it now
No questions after
You don't want none
I'm a Pokémon master

Some players gotta grind
Some players gotta ball
Unlike all them other guys
I just gotta catch em all

No sellin drugs
Or duckin fuzz
I just wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was

Now some of yall are wonderin
How I get chicks...
Well if you wanna know
It goes something like this

I be like, "Aye lil' mama
You seen me take a peek at you
Girl I gotta say
You lookin cuter than a Pikachu

"Let me say this now
Spell it out plain
I like my girls like my pokemon
Well trained

"You don't need to know my name
You know that I can rock it
Blastin off like team rocket
You be Jesse, I'll be James

"I can be your Ash
You can be my Misty."
(By this point
The girl's probably kissed me)

I'm braggin like Gary
With swagger of a Caterpie
Haters can't play me
Like I've got no batteries

Don't worry
You don't have to be psychic-type
To know I'm gonna strike
Like I'm paid low salaries

Got 1-5-1
In ma Pokedex
Already got Mew
So what's next?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Pokemon
• Pikachu
• Rap