Yo, I'm From Windsor Dude (Windsor, Ontario The Rap)

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Lyrics:
I was born in this city, south of Detroit
We're actually south of America, uh ya that's right
We pioneered lasik, so our vision's fake
The only thing fresh about us is our fresh water lake.
We get cold in the winter, and hot in the summer
The pollution's pretty bad so I don't care if you drive a hummer
So go to Jack Miner's, that's where the geese fly
Or go downtown and see Feather Hat Guy
Freedom Fest fireworks are not something to miss
There's no jobs in the city cause the economy is shh...
Dude be quiet, I've got a phone call to deliver
Ah man I've got bad reception, because I'm at the river

So yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dude
We don't have polar bears, we don't have igloos
We're just chilling down here, at the bottom of Ontario
And when we're bored, we like to spell things in out Cherrios...
(Uhh... what's that say? Ohhhh.....)

There's Detroit on the skyline, Detroit on the river
The only place we've got our name University of Windsor
With excess sodium chloride, we're a big salt supplier
And Windsor must have swallowed a candle, because we all spit fire
It's a blizzard outside, but we'll still go to school
I've got more lines than our Tim Horton's drive thru
If you're under 19, there's nothing to do
And if you're over 19, there's nothing to do
A vowel, a vision, a motion on a boat (EC Row)
We're bilingual, so we can live in a house or a chateau
Do you know Hiram Walker? He makes our whiskey,
Too bad I can't afford any because of HST
Population: mixed palette. Water front: aquamarine.
And if you want to give me a call, don't forget to dial five nineteen. (or 226)
I've got maple syrup in my veins, a born and bread Canuck
And winter is the only time I ever give a... homeless person money.

So yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dude
We don't have polar bears, we don't have igloos
We're just chilling down here, at the bottom of Ontario
Only 364 days out of the year are the roads covered in snow
(And that's on a leap year)

If you want a pizza, I'd say Little Ceasars
If you want a salad, I'd say ceasar
If you want to go gambling, I'd say Ceasars
If you want to rule a Roman empire, we don't do that here
Everybody gets in hockey fights, we all hate the referee
As for the cuts and bruises, whatever, health care is free
We can drink at 19, our money has a queen,
And women here can go topless and the police won't intervene
We all go apple picking, we've got farms nearby
We celebrate Canada Day, not the 4th of July
Everyone knows Colasanti's has the best donuts in the world
One thing I noticed ABOOT Windsor is we have a lot of squirrels

So clap (clap) if you play roll up the rim
And shout (shout) if your only Shady is Slim
And dance (dance) if the police caught you speeding
And jump (jump) if you consider going on the internet reading
And yell (yell) if you spell it colour not color
And next time you see me, give me a dollar... What? I'm allowed to try

So yo (yo) I'm from Windsor dude
We don't have polar bears, we don't have igloos
We're just chilling down here, at the bottom of Ontario
And when we're bored we like to play "Worst Case Scenario"
(And the worst case is always being born in Harrow...)

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[HayleyMonsterr]

me ~happily lives in windsor and laughs at the end / shows mom she laughs~

mom ~year later~ Hey guess what were moving!!!

me O_O where?

mom : ....Harrow

Me FML

[canuckuckleheads]

i liked this video until you made fun of harrow..

then i loved it.

[MrBlaze1boy]

Windsor ontario.....

[TheSamanthaStereos]

lol, im from Windsor. best city ever

[frozengrapefr303]

I used to live in Windsor! Its the best place in the world!! But then I moved :(

[MuthaFuckaJONEZ]

lol you forgot to talk about Jym gang....... fags

[MrMitch5656]

i live in windsor it is the best and your fucking wrong about the cops my neigbour is a cop and he is really nice fuck you nigger

[aatkins1284]

I love it, it's perfect!

[policedan]

YOUR WRONG ABOUT THE COPS IN WINDSOR THEY R FUCKIN ASSHOLESSS N THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES LMAO

[Jessantacos]

how about 2 dollars?

[NafinAndMoux]

<3 ya little ceasars we do have a lot of squirels

[jesslovestaylormwahh]

i always see the feather hat guy...lmao love how u put that in there