Generic Windows 2000 Keyboard!

The Generic Windows 1998 Keyboard - dubbed "Best Generic Keyboard Available At Your Dollar Store" by IGN has been one-upped by Microsoft in their newest rendition - the Generic Windows 2000 Keyboard.

Featuring a brand new "Bash Sensor," the Generic 2000 has already been hailed as the "Birth of the Bashing Revolution." Microsoft also states they plan to incorporate the bash sensor into the next version of the Xbox, Zune, and any future keyboards.

In a recent interview, Steve Jobs made this comment on Microsoft's innovative new software: "We're not concerned. Currently, Apple is working closely with Anger Management And You, a New York based anger management clinic to develop our iBash software and hardware combination, which we expect to do quite well. Look for it next September, debuting at the low price of $4500."

Peter Molyneux of Lionhead has also shown excitement at the new technology, but refused to comment, saying that he "will not comment on any rumors or speculation as to bashing technology in Fable 3." I guess we'll just have to buy the game in order to find out whether or not we will be able to bash citizens of a lesser status.

Thanks, keyboard!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Generic
• Windows
• 2000
• Keyboard
• Bashing
• Sensing
• Technology
• Awesome
• Bashit
• Monkeys

[TylerBell91]

anyone else just bash thier keyboard to see if did anything?

[maxval54]

fuck my mac!

i want windows now!

:D

[27kdon]

dang it, now i need a new keyboard..

[mreid3778]

oh kent and laurence. so much win.

[KnucklesARouge]

Bashing my keyboard did nothing.

[ih8Windows2000]

bashing the keyboard made me end this video

[Ov3rK1LL3000]

hahahahaha!!!

[merkur32123]

@TylerBell91 Eaven I! wow.

[Utuber452]

@bensonq Lol

[mreid3778]

fucking awesome. lmao

[Tombled]

I assume you'd test this keyboard on a machine you were ready to say bye bye to.

Cool effect.  Now I want to take a keyboard apart and do it.

[bensonq]

cool my laptop is smoking!