How many sent this dude money but would never let him buy u

Go figure? I wish I could exploit my dick douche/scum bag gene and be cool with myself...I believe in the soul and the quick buck but at some point you gotta draw the line...or I have I just watch too much supernatural and as an "actress" (who has a sweet commercial resume) wants to make out with Jensen more than I want to scam u...holy crap just realized they're both "deans"...gonna take big dean for under 5 aftra, alex.
"what is cybil" (his big under 5...direct tv encourages couch stalking)

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