Lyrics:
Making this up on the spot, you know just wingin it (ringing it)
like a telemarketer with a speech impediment
like a mummy haircut this rap (wrap) is off the top off my head
but its not that hard, that's what she said
I spit unusual rhymes I call it eerie-gation (irrigation)
Cant plug in electronics got no cord-ination
Met two girls with killer butts ass ass ination (assassination)
And my wiener's so thin its like Pen-etration
And that aint write (right), get it? But you know I'm just kidding...
Im addicted to roofies, forget about quitting
I make all them ladies trashy cuz I fill them with my junk
And a squirrely religious snacker well that's a chipmunk (chip monk)
Tried to use the bathroom at wall street... occupied
One look at Emma Watson and I'm stupefied
By the way is Harry Potter's godfather seriously black? (Sirius Black)
Did the Cruciatus on Shaquille O'Neal, that's a Shrieking Shack
Music and Lyrics By: Rob Simmons
Rob, you're so cool! Love your "freestyle" expressions!
amarose624 1 month ago