Khaki Pie by Clem

One of the infamous 'Ministry De Polo' recordings.

Mud it makes a splat
When you jump in it
So does slop and so does sh*t

But khaki pie it is the business
And unlike mud it takes no prisoners
So if you want a gorgeous time
Get into khaki pie and you'll be fine

Because we all love khaki pie
Me oh me oh me oh my
La la la la la la lie
In khaki pie

Feeling kind of blue
Not knowing what to do
Gonna make myself happy
But I turned off khaki pie turned my life all splappy

Diving in,
I grinned myself a grin
And my head began to lighten
Not that bad ta ta tighten
Rolling in my khaki pie

Oh we love khaki pie

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[thedotpeople]

This was the song of our generation. It also introduced the word "splappy" to the world. It's a proper song too.

[ClemProductions]

@thedotpeople - yeah, course it is