A New Christmas Song

A parody of Mel Torme's classic "A Christmas Song". Here are the lyrics.

George Bush leaving in 2009
The whole world cheering as he goes
The US bleeding and Iraq is afire
And the whole world is seeing us as foes
Everybody knows that Jerk and Shooter don't play fair
I hope the next group sets us right
Tiny tots with no medical care
Or a place to sleep tonight

We know that Dubya wants to stay
He's loaded courts with neoconvicts on his way
And every little Plame that used to spy
Has been outed by that nasty Cheney guy
And so I'm begging on a bended knee
Let's vote just like in Ninety-Two
Impeachment's off the table says that bitch Pelosi
She's just telling us "Screw You!"
We hope that help is on the way
But Bush might bomb Iran on any day
And every mother's child who's keeping score
Should hit the streets and tell the country no more war

And so I'll return to that simple phrase
In spite of all we've suffered through
Although we've been screwed many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

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[runnerrk]

looks like the lardass ate well throughout the Bush years...

[RobertRouse]

Lardass did eat well. But what does that have to do with the poor mismanagement of the the country during the Bush regime? Damn, I've never been called lardass before. Thank you. How often have you been referred to as Kool-Aid drinking Jackass or dumb ass? I'd rather be a smartass or lardass than a dumbass and Jackass!

[runnerrk]

like you'd know mismanagement if it bit you on the ass......you'll see mismanagement soon enough though, dummy...this clueless nigger will be putty in despots hands...he is naive, gullible and a socialist...

sheeesh, what a kool aid drinkin' dope...

[RobertRouse]

Okay, now we know where you're coming from, you racist asshole.

[runnerrk]

I'm married to a half colored gal, dummy...

but there are worst things than racists...

homosexuals or abortionists, for example...

[RobertRouse]

How stupid of me to think someone who uses the N-word could possibly be a racist. Moron!

[SyrenaRae]

Thanks! I will be using this on my myspace profile! DENNIS KUCINICH, PRESIDENT, 2008!

[theprits]

My new favorite Christmas carol! Good job, Robert!

Anne from KC

[RedBannerOfThePeople]

I still love this video. :D I remember when I first saw it a few years ago. Great vid. Never take it down! I know Bush is long gone (though things aren't much better now under Obama), but this is still worth keeping up. :)

[minusthegirl]

your such a shit head.... "Clearly"

[comdey31093]

this made my day lol

[dalidog255]

I could listen this all day - it's a new day for the country.