David Archuleta - Hotel Archuleta

ODD Sufferer's Parody.
This is a video parody of that song, which you all know when you watch the video, that I've been thinking of doing for a long time now. Sufferers of ODD will be the ones that "get" what this is about, so if that's not you, "I'm sorry". I'm not sorry that you don't get the video, but sorry that you don't have ODD and that you are missing out on something outstanding and that is David Archuleta!

Thanks to Jerry(jwipe) for happily playing along with my crazy ideas by providing vocals and instruments.


The Lyrics:

Hotel Archuleta

On a dark Utah highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of Sego lily, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway,
I heard the angelic bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"this could be heaven, but it could NEVER be hell"
Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Archuleta
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Archuleta
Any time of year, any time of year, you can find us here

His mind was idoly-twisted, he got the ford escape in the end
He got a lot of crazy, fanatic fans, that he calls friends
See them dance in the courtyard, there will be no regret
Some dance to remember, some will never forget!

So I called up the Archies,
asked for David to give me a sign,
They said, "we haven't had to request that here, since David turned nine"
And still those voices keep calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel Archuleta
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face
We're livin' it up at the hotel Archuleta
What a nice surprise, what a nice surprise, to see David's eyes

DA's pictures on the wall,
desanie water on ice
And he said "you not just visitors here, you can have your own mice"
And in the master's chambers,
We gathered for our feast
We stab our ODD with the steely knives,
But we just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember,
I was Locking the door
I never wanted to go back
To the place I was before,
"relax," said the Archies,
We are programmed to please
You can checkout any time you like,
But who would EVER want to leave!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• David
• Archuleta

[gamagu4ever]

I dont suffer from odd, i enjoy it!!!! i kno im gonna die soon from it but i dont care!!!!!

[Jazmine8844]

Good Point!

[bumiputri]

Thanks for sharing this video, Jazmine. Did you write the lyrics?

[Jazmine8844]

You're Welcome! Yes, I did lyrics and video and Jerry did vocals and instruments.

[justme120180]

Too cool, thanks you guys!

[DavidAMyFav]

One of my favorite songs ever combined with my favorite artist ever - David!

Thank youuuuuuuuuu!

[bubbleys38]

I love this collaboration of hotel california and DAVID ARCHULETA the lyrics that u made up are amazing !!!! ;]

[nanaweize]

Hadn't watched this for awhile...still live at the Hotel Archuleta and love it there! Thanks Jazmine and Jerry!

[funkypam05]

ha,ha, love this video Jerry :D

[jstsyn]

"You ca have your own mice"...I laughed so hard! I love it, it's kool.

[mynameisjanix]

Hotel Archuleta is the best hotel ever.

I bet there is a lot of grapes and stuff there. lol.

Great Job love it!

[koolfool1997]

good lyric!

[nanaweize]

Can't get enough of this video and of Hotel Archuleta but most of all DAVID ARCHULETA! Thanks Jazmine and Jerry!

[TRAKY16]

i will check in n never check out :)