I'm Offensive. SO WHAT?

I'm offensive and I really don't care if you guys see the offense more so than the meaning because the offense isn't really even THAT BIG.

I WUNT TO VOMIT UNICORNS D:

Super random video after reading some comments haha

Since this is a super random video...HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE COMMENTS THUS FAR (From Apr.13 until now)

cherryblossompetals
if Erica = best friend, and best friend = jesus, then Erica = Jesus?! O: haha
I got a bible for halloween once cause it was "sweeter than candy" -.-
(Pure awesomeness LOL)

goichikurasaki123
You know what's funny when they knock at my door my mom tells us to turn off the tv and not make any noise until they leave. LOL
(Your mom is WAY AWESOME)

sasukeNsakura28
Buddha was meant to be a teacher, but some how he ended up as a god. O__o... I respect the people who know what his role is ^_^.
(Chya, Buddha actually was just a normal human being and anyone can attain enlightenment to become a Buddha. Strange how the world twisted the religion eh?)

Alesanascreamokid
what do your friends/parents and the kids from your school think about you being a tomboy?
(Parents don't like it, friends don't care.)

Nivaria0908
I have a question for your next one please answer cuz i need help with it. How did you knw you were a lezbian?
(I had a girlfriend and I liked it.)

alieposk
Well, do I get a cookie? ._.
(NU MUAHHAHAHA)

EyeEatPandas
did u ever have a secret admirer? or
did u ever secretly admire someone else?
o__O
(See...if I knew who my secret admirer was...it wouldn't be a secret. And yes, plenty of times)

ChewyKino
Would it annoy you if I knew your real name? :o
(Not really, I just wouldn't prefer it)

bush232345
Well they say God made man. But in order for them to believe in God, Man had to make man.
Man I love my Atheist friends.
(LOL Love)

m0nster360
is extreme awesome bad 2? cuz if so I gots that D:
(YES. You can't be more awesome than me LOLJK)

zachattacknao
Are you wearing eyeliner or do you just look more girly this time!
(I look like I have eyeliner on because of my eyes lol)

jaguilar7643
dude yourlike the best gay kid ever.....um you r gay right?
(HAHA I don't know why but THANK YOU for makin' me laugh...this was an awesome comment)

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[pistolpete58]

In a Nazi kind of way? Where do you live, I'd love you to stay that to my face. Shut the fuck up you whore.

[pokeeuge]

@pistolpete58 You ask me where do I live and then tell me to shut the fuck up, so do you want me to answer you or not? Jesus, make up your mind.

[josephcolunga]

youre not offensive cuz youre a kid LOL youre funny!!!!! and you said "over sheltered life" YOURE IN A DECENT HOME LOL KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!!

[pokeeuge]

@josephcolunga I would've expected a person to serve the army, or what appears to be an army, to be able to involuntarily type better than you do. I also would've expected a person of the army to be able to think a little bit, but hey, what do I know, right? I'm just a "kid", by whatever your definition you follow.

[josephcolunga]

@pokeeuge and youre right i just spent a few moments of my fantastic wonderful fun filled life to hear you complain about nothing.....I am the sucker Th@nx LOL ;)

[pokeeuge]

@josephcolunga Life is short, but you learn to do what you enjoy with it. Oddly enough, I'm just like complaining about everything. Yeap.

I'm sure not all soldiers are that bad, but good luck in school.

And oh please, you really think humanity is going to be geniuses when given all this information and freedom of anonymity?

[pokeeuge]

@just4tunes1 Nowadays.

If you're going to pull a racist comment, might as well finish it well.

[pokeeuge]

@2142Unknown Well, since you want to "correct" me...

It's "you're". Also, if you were that smart, you'd know my real age, but meh.

[Emoboy12343]

@BeyBrakers1000 This is a girl or a tomboy

[AlikaDarkWind]

It's nice to see another woman who can back up their spunk with facts and intelligence. I've been told I'm too "aggressive and opinionated" myself, but that honestly makes destroying their argument that much more entertaining. =P Keep up the good work!

[BeyBrakers1000]

lolthis dude is super fuckin kick ass bro teach me the way of the ASS HOLE!!

[sharedwisdom187]

OMG, that was fantastic !!! :) :) :)

[TheLol3701]

my mom said that sometime that when i get bored i mosly act like u then if i'm really bored i start to act crazy

[DieTwinsCousinen]

Hahah i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv uuuuuu

[internalfire96]

I personally think It would be awesome to shit out unicorns, but that may hurt, thare the size of a horse

[x0xWeesnaWx0x]

thos ppl r just haten on u cuz ur awesome and its probobly not bcuz they r offended but bcuz the life choice u have made bcuz im sure they have been offended before ._____. p.s UR FUCKING AWESOME