Telephone Dude's Version - Shane Dawson (Lyrics)

** There's a bit of bad language in this **
** Please click here for the real video on Shane Dawson's channel and SUBSCRIBE to him! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C3kHl-V4dY **
** I saw a few videos of the lyrics, though most of them were wrong so I thought I'd post the real/right ones for you guys. :P If I happened to make a mistake don't be rude, just tell me and I'll fix it.

LYRICS:
Hello, hello, baby, sorry I can't hear a thing,
I have got no service in my crib you see, see,
W-w-what did you say? Huh? You're breakin' up on me,
Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busy,
K-kinda busy,
Sorry I'm ignoring you,
I'm kinda busy.

Just a second,
It's my favorite game we're gonna play,
And I cannot text you when I'm in my mercedes,
Why can't you just take a hint?
I need some time for me,
My dudes are in my place and we are kinda busy.

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turned my living room into a big dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're fist-pumpin' like we're at the Jersey Shore!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh.

You can beg all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
'Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can pee on the floor,
You can bark at the door,
But you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can beg all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
'Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can pee on the floor,
You can bark at the door,
But you're just gonna sit at home alone.

B*tch, the way you hollerin' won't make me leave no quicker,
Stop updatin' my twitter, takin' mobile pictures,
Should throw my phone in the pool,
'Cause I'm fending to slap ya, throw a backhand at ya,
B*tch, I ain't gon' answer!

Not that I don't like you,
I just need some time for me,
And girls are not invited to our manly parties.
Sometimes I feel like you treat me just like a baby,
But tonight I'm all grown up and I am drinking Hennessy,
Drinkin' Hennessy,
Drinkin' Hennessy,
Actually, Hennessy makes me sick,
So I'm drinkin' Kool-Aid!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turned my living room into a big dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're wrist-pumpin' like h*rny guys watching p*rn.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh,
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehh.

You can beg all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
'Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can pee on the floor,
You can bark at the door,
But you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can beg all you want,
But you won't get the phone,
'Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone,
You can pee on the floor,
You can bark at the door,
But you're just gonna sit at home alone!

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• shane
• dawson
• telephone
• dude's
• version
• parody
• lyrics

[XxLi3rose123xX]

I have this one my channel I did this 2 weeks ago and I got over 3,000 views I love Shane :) x

[Sparrowfeatherx3]

Ah, I love Shane too. :) He's my favorite youtuber. <3

[heregoesnothinng]

shane if you read this I am ten yeards old yh ten. ummmm. I am like your biggest fan soooooooooo yh.

[lydianify]

Its the Adult KoolAid!!!!

[niles536]

This original video is funny shane dawson is fucking helerious

[MooDawson]

Actually hennesy makes me sick so im drinkin koolade. Haha.

Theres some rockin bass on this song too

[jakey477]

eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh stop telephonenen me

[sally2dicks42]

i like how when he is in costume, i 4get that its still him..... but i guess hes just awesome like that

[ilovemymusicmore15]

I love you forever for this!!!!

[desenagrator]

@YouBenTV Video2MP3 . net

[jlemasters77]

i love you shane!!!

[YouBenTV]

where did you get the song, i would love to have it on my iPod :D

[EmoWolfiee]

omg he is soooo hot and epic :D