Fresh Prince of Azeroth

THESE ARE NOT MY LYRICS
So I saw a forum post on the general wow official forums EU. It was a post that originally came from the US forums and it had these lyrics in it. Many of the posters said they would like to hear this song sung, even if it was by a bad singer. So here it is, sung by a terrible singer into an inbuilt mic :)
This may or may not reflect my opinions on real ID and really, it doesn't matter. These were funny lyrics that I sung as a joke. Please remember that while commenting.
Credit goes to Treadstone* of the USA forums for the lyrics
And Worlo on the EU forums for posting it there

Lyrics
Yo, this is the story all about how
My Real ID made some $%@* go down
I'd like to take a moment
Just listen to me
And I'll tell you all about how Blizzard took my privacy

In West Elwynn Forest, born and raised
Adventuring is how I spent most of my days
Questing, grouping, crafting my gear
Grinding Ashen Verdict up to Revered
When a guy named Bobby Kotick
Who was up to no good
Did something that not a single person understood
He showed up on the forums, told us we'd use our real names
And said "Now everyone who googles you will know you play our game."

I whistled for a blue and when he came near
He said they'd been planning Real ID for over a year
I said I didn't think getting tracked down would be funny
But he said "NAW FORGET IT, YO HOLMES IT'S MORE MONEY"

I went to account management and canceled my pay
And I yelled to Bobby Kotick, "Yo holmes, smell ya later,"
I looked back at Azeroth, devoid of security
And thought 'Goodbye, WoW
I think I'll keep my obscurity.'

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Funny
• wow
• Song
• joke

[willie120490]

Like it...

[Nitronimor]

You finally did something good.

[Supermaki2]

AWESOME

[Hardmetal1993]

win