Legitimate Rape

A lot of controversy over Todd Akin's comments on "Legitimate Rape" and the miracles a woman's uterus can do when it happens. But how does the uterus KNOW when the rape is legitimate? Finally, someone with answers - Me.

Lyrics:

How can you tell if it's legitimate rape?
I'll tell you how to spot legitimate rape.
You're not sure if you got legitimate raped?
Well here's a little lesson for you.
Tell me if the following things are true:

I was a little drunk
Illegitimate rape!
I knew the rapist well
Illegitimate rape!
My skirt was kinda short
Illegitimate rape!
I'm married to the man
That's a husband's privilege!

How can you tell if it's legitimate rape?
I'll tell you how to spot legitimate rape.
You're not sure if you got legitimate raped?
Well here's a little lesson for you.
Tell me if the following things are true:

I let him take me out.
illegitimate rape!
I said I was 18.
illegitimate rape!
He didn't have consent.
I'm sure your eyes were saying yes.
I'm pregnant from the rape.
Clearly not legitimate!

So now we all know what's legitimate rape.
We all know who to trust to tell us what's rape.
Republicans who've never experienced rape.
They're the ones I want to decide
That I should keep the baby growing inside.
Because abortion's always wrong.
Glad things are so black and white.

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[grkpektis]

"And killing your whore mother" is just a PC term for getting rid of the trash

[ncb247]

Talented lady using her powers for the greater good, right the hell on!

[ebutuoynada]

A brilliant tune on a horribly tragic subject Good work

[Melissa Houle]

IF a woman has or can get the morning after pill in time, then yes, she should take it. But....What if a self-righteous pharmacist wouldn't give you your legal and prescribed contraception? Women have experienced this phenomenon at certain drugstores in the U.S. And there are elected officials who in addition to objecting to abortion, also want to take away access to contraception. We have to fight the people who want to do this at all costs.

[Melissa Houle]

"Rape" and "Legitimate" are two words that should never be combined, just like "Holy" and "War"--they cancel each other out. Against her will is against the law. If she's not sober or she's wearing a short skirt it doesn't matter--it's rape. Whenever he's in any doubt that she would welcome sex on his part, the man should keep his pants on.

[syngar99]

lol lowered expectations

[syngar99]

im glad you didnt either

[tartisan]

I'm glad I didn't hang out at YOUR house when I was growing up..........

[jtswizzy]

this is sensationalised media.."legitimate rape" he meant, rape that is truly rape,as opposed to someone who didn't really get raped but is pretending to..

[steve41557]

so you think there is "Legitimate Rape"?!!

[steve41557]

so you think there is "Legitimate Rape"?!!