I was just wasting some time and made this,
HOW-TO:
I would highly recommend using e4rat for this, in order to improve start-up speed on HDDs.
1). Install Mplayer, Kdenlive, and KDE (it is untested on other desktop environments or window managers).
2). Open up the clip you wish to use with Kdenlive to edit it
3). After editing your video as you wish, make sure to render the video in a format that Kdenlive can rescale, and rescale the video size to your monitor's resolution size (1440x900, 1024x768, etc.)
4). Test this command with your video "mplayer -zoom -x (length of your monitor by resolution) -y (Height of your monitor by resolution) -fs -framedrop (your video)". If the video does not completely fill the screen, check the resolution of the video file and the command.
5). Make a shell (.sh) script with this command.
6). If all is well, navigate (in KDE 4) to System Settings- Startup and Shutdown- Autostart, and add your script to the list.
7). Under "Run on", select "Pre-KDE Startup
8). Go to System Settings- Workspace Appearance- Splash Screen
9). Set the splash screen to "none"
And reboot!
Completely and utterly pointless, but awesome at the same time!
BBgamerUK 4 months ago
@stripesthebird: You should come to the realization that denigrating another computer user based on their choice of o/s is about the most mundane method of ostracizing another person, and really only serves to highlight your intellectual shortfalls, especially spelling in the way that you do :)
mozaks80 9 months ago
@moarfeene maybe one day will be completely safe even for gnome :3
MrShoy 9 months ago
@stripesthebird he probably wanted to prove a point. You can put an intro to your machine.
It wasn't made because he is jealous of macs. Why you don't read descriptions before writing comments?
MrShoy 9 months ago
I need to to that to mine,but not with the mac intro. nice vid.
MrMassivemanmeat 9 months ago
I fucking love KDE.
That is all.
moarfeene 9 months ago
u shud buy a real mac faggot
stripesthebird 9 months ago