Inept Reviews: The Biz

A request by several Youtubers whose name I have since forgotten. This review is also a tribute to the paper mache headed Frank Sidebottom, who made this game.

Guide your wannabe Duran Duran tribute band up the charts to receive award and acclaim from the most hateful of NME journalists in this simulation of the pop world as represented by Chris Sievey. May he rest in peace, as may all the other fallen Spectrum idols of his generation.

P.S. Simon Cowell, go fuck yourself up the arse with an oversized banjo that gives you medical complications for the rest of your stuck up life.

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[chuckieegg78]

I'm a big fan of the musical genre "6"

[collieuk]

@chuckieegg78 Who isn't? It's the sound of the underground that is just waiting to go global. You heard the 6 sound here first!

[hardgayramen4ever]

I bumped into bobby davro and got his autograph at heaththrow airport about 20+ years ago, I still have it. I wonder what the going rate on ebay is nowadays? Maybe I could get a fish n chip supper for it? Whatever happened to old bobby anyway, he was a legend in his day. I even saw him perform in blackpool back in 1990. Stand up comedy never got anymore controversial than old bobby, he'd make franky boyle blush

[jasmine01793]

I loved that game used to play it all the time, even got a number one single, and in side the instructions sheet it said to phone this number if you got a number one and you got a prize of some sort all you had to do was tell them what you code was of the winning single , but when I phoned them the company must of change number and I was left with nothing.

but still loved the game.

[Guttermouth]

The Blur-Oasis rivalry was nothing compared to the one between The Tossers and Vera Lynn.

[Treyguard]

What a total shit load of fuck of a game this appears to be...talk about bore the shit outta me.How can this game be fun?

[MagikGimp]

I would too also like to fuck Simon Cowell... with a banjo.

[RussWWFC]

Another great video, looks a really interesting game too

[Fawltykog]

'Bollocks Town' sounds like a song the Dead 60's might have knock out!

RIP Chis Sievey.

[StopFear]

This is pretty cool. When my dad and I got polish made zx spectrum in 1993 one of the first games on a pirated casette was a Russian version of this game. It was titled "president" I could be mistaken, but pretty sure this was it. Yea. You should review Paradise Cafe.

[ZXAmiga64]

great video and great game. wonder if it's any easier if you choose middle class

[ezelite]

MOR means Middle of the Road, and its a real genre. Who the fuck would admit to liking that?