MST3K - Favorite Moments - Colossus and the Headhunters

In episode 605 the Italians are at it again with big, beefy, well oiled guys in skirts and sandals running around flexing and squatting.
After helping a people escape from their devastated island, Colossus finds himself between two warring tribes.
This leads to a lot of watching Colossus (Maciste) walking around, hiding, parting the local flora, opening and closing doors, pushing rocks, breaking branches, sailing, looking around, and being shot with an arrow.
Exactly how these actions - macho as they are - help in bringning down the Headhunters, is anybodys guess - the director apparently didn't feel inclined to reveal it to us.
Look out for butts, an early tanning booth, the worlds laziest civilization, Queen Easy, skirts with zippers, a repaired nipple, inconvenient visits from headhunters, a conspicious hat, manly hairstyles, early batting cages, fragile shoulders, a man wearing a shower curtain, the Fabio-army, a chicken dance, a Spock/Bones crossbreed, historys first awkward moment, Flipper, flying teeth, forced visits to parents, a Klingon language camp, and a lot of oily, buffed up Colossus walking around in foilage.
Enjoy! (And remember: Watch out for snakes!)

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[MyMelyanna]

"That poor guy doesn't have a fighting partner!"

That made me laugh out loud. :-P

[MutantLitherKhan]

A steel pinata? That could take hours!

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"welcome to trojan burger, can i take your order"

:)

[23Lunamoth]

Luckily this was before "death" was invented.

[gibsonsimpson]

That was very funny. I don't think I ever saw that episode. Thanks.

[Nightweaver1]

@7:28 They apparently hired one of the dancers from The Incredibly Strange Creatures.

[cmarchello]

Watch out for snakes!

[akje93]

1:53 original planking

[Redbullgirlly]

well, no one here, i might as well take off my cloths and run around.

[Revinita]

"There can be only 300!"

[GamiCross]

"Be careful Maciste." "I AM NOT YOUR CHEESESTEAK!"

[ilikethecoke]

lol a person in a coma with Marionette strings attatched to them could dance better than Moana.