Torbados

www.noddleit.com
presents Torbados, a parody of Alicia Keys New York State of mind, telling the story of Seaside life in the UK.

Grew up in a town that was famous as a place
for hen parties.
Noise is always loud, there are sirens all around
and the streets aint clean.
If I can claim it here, I can claim it anywhere
thats what they say.
I wear high heels no tights,
and my bedsits got no lights,
here in Torbay
Even if it aint all it seems I gotta pocket full of dreams
baby im from Torquay.

Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.

Down there on the strand,
watch the fights get out of hand
girls think theyre so hard.
Faces made up thick with paste,
see the skirts up round their waste
arses made of lard.
Hail a Polish cab, takes me for a shish kebab
somewhere up in Torre.
Someones sick tonight
cause the vodka bull got spiked
now theyre on the floor
Gonna try and get off my knees
clear this bedsit full of fleas
baby im from Torquay

Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.

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[Mario3ocp]

I live there. It's a good place in the summer but not when it's raining. But then, isn't every place in the United Kingdom boring and disgusting and dull when it's raining? Yeah a lot of people get drunk and can barely stand but then who between 17 and 20 doesn't? Yeah oh beach is disgusting, but then at least we got one! there are a lot of places in the United Kingdom that are right in the middle of the of the place. Oh and crime, it's funny how on Street Crime UK it's all up country eh?

[james West]

like if you live in torquay

[Mark Norris]

i live in torquay, and absolutely love it. we have beaches, which are clean, countryside, and fantastic nightlife, ok the economy isnt great and jobs are scarce, but its still a fantastic place to live in, and i've lived in 30 different towns. oh btw, great video

[Pygmalion42]

I live in Torquay. The local council spent £10,000 on a palm tree, and honestly the best thing you can say about the place is that it looks kinda nice from a distance, as long as no-one else is around to breath smoke in your face expel their last meal in front of you.

[deathtoallgerbils]

Darling, have a bit of love for our home. WE'RE SHIT AND PROUD!

[David Copperfield]

torquay is a fucking shit hole

[vithuja17]

Visited and loved it!

[StuartMB68]

I moved out of the place myself and don't miss it!

[MrDixonBainbridge]

Doing us plenty of favours there love, thanks -_-

[daniel hartland]

i live in Torquay and reading this person status makes me understand why people have a stereotypical image of Torquay

[buggshamster]

I am more impressed with this girl's performance than the song although the parody lyrics are pretty good. She looks fantastic and sings incredibly well, and it looks...like she plays the piano. She should go far. The only problem is there are not many people around who can write great songs and I'm sorry I was not impressed with "Sex Texting"

[nathan young]

Shrublands..that is all!!