Torbados

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presents Torbados, a parody of Alicia Keys New York State of mind, telling the story of Seaside life in the UK.

Grew up in a town that was famous as a place
for hen parties.
Noise is always loud, there are sirens all around
and the streets aint clean.
If I can claim it here, I can claim it anywhere
thats what they say.
I wear high heels no tights,
and my bedsits got no lights,
here in Torbay
Even if it aint all it seems I gotta pocket full of dreams
baby im from Torquay.

Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.

Down there on the strand,
watch the fights get out of hand
girls think theyre so hard.
Faces made up thick with paste,
see the skirts up round their waste
arses made of lard.
Hail a Polish cab, takes me for a shish kebab
somewhere up in Torre.
Someones sick tonight
cause the vodka bull got spiked
now theyre on the floor
Gonna try and get off my knees
clear this bedsit full of fleas
baby im from Torquay

Concrete jungle, bars have it sown up,
the drinks they get thrown up,
here in Torquay.
These streets will help you get knocked up
at night you get locked up,
here in Torquay, Torquay, Torquay.

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[afreshstartedl]

thumbs up if you been locked up in torquay!

[Mario3ocp]

I live there. It's a good place in the summer but not when it's raining. But then, isn't every place in the United Kingdom boring and disgusting and dull when it's raining? Yeah a lot of people get drunk and can barely stand but then who between 17 and 20 doesn't? Yeah oh beach is disgusting, but then at least we got one! there are a lot of places in the United Kingdom that are right in the middle of the of the place. Oh and crime, it's funny how on Street Crime UK it's all up country eh?

[druidbay]

TQ nightlife is now deserted cos council runs things down here. Get real,that's a dumbass, smalltown mindset of comparing tiny town to the big apple. Don't buy into the sinister love, get a life and move to the city. Good luck!

[randomsambob]

i live in torquay, and i know this is a JOKE

[YuriXsonale]

hello i'm Italian and i wanted to know how can i find the lyrics of this song. thanks!

[tinkerbel97]

@0Skeen yeah that is true, I live in Plainmoor and Shiphay and they are both really different,

[andy197505]

torquay not a very nice place for an holiday had a boat down here in the 80's very good back then now would'nt tell anyone to go there last time i went taken my son the the toilets in torquay and needles on the floor and someone in the toilet taking drugs sorry but never go back same really ...........

[TracyBeakerMemorys]

I live in Torquay..........

[usacanadagurl1998]

Im soooo confused sorry! dont yell at me because im not from England. What is the city named? because people are commenting Torquay, Torbay & Devon! do i dont know what there talking about...

[UrMumLovesElectro]

@supermum87 its a fucking joke, grow a sense of humour.

[jpalbion1989]

Memories of devon

[Joetufc1996]

Torquay is a really nice looking place its just all the northerners coming down and wrecking it