Marcus Brigstocke - ANOTHER Great Religion Rant {ten commandments with funny pictures}

Marcus Brigstocke rants about religion. Not for the faint-hearted! Audio from 'The Now Show', Radio 4, Saturday 17 July 2009. Pictures compiled, animated and sequenced by FSMGauss, who also hates religion.

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[Farbo123]

@linktalz Dumb as a bag of chipped hammers.

Try the parts of Christianity where Women are only good as nuns because giving them power would give them choices, the parts where they forget slavery is bad and the parts where they forget homosexuals are humans who enjoy sex in a different mannerism then most, not Satan's little do-gooders.

Bark elsewhere, religious dog.

[FatherTime89]

Anyone seen George Carlin's dissection of the 10 commandments?

[TheLogicalKey]

Who agress that christianity just gets funnier because christians take it less seriously as the years go by?

[makikomi]

@devinesmurf0723 Furthermore, I AM serious about seeking the truth, but the sad fact of the matter is that no Christian I have ever asked has EVER provided clear evidence of their god. I still admit to being agnostic, but due to the fact that no proof has been provided, I feel that on clear balance of probabilities no God exists as the burdon of proof (which is on the claimer, ie theists) has not been met.

If proof is ever provided, I will reconsider my position.

[devinesmurf0723]

@makikomi Man, first of here is a definition taken from a non christian dictionary, creation= the bringing into of existence of the universe, esp. when regarded as an act of God. Proof is everywhre if you cant see it then is because you are not looking. That passage was talking about Jesus But you wouldnt know that you seem to have your mind made up. if you where serious about seeking the truth then how about entertaining the idea that the book of bullshit is actually true and start reading??

[makikomi]

@devinesmurf0723 You've not really answered my question.

God didn't create me. My parents did. That I know and can prove. Everything has to come from somehwere, so where did god come from?

Before you refer to the Big Book of Bullshit, (ie the bible) and quote that "in the beginning was the word" and that "the word" was actually god, stop. There is no proof of that. It also defies common sense.

Then try answering my question properly... what is this proof that you have of a god?

[devinesmurf0723]

@makikomi Ok let me turn the lights on for a second; here is the definition of Faith=strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof. So in simpler words believing without seeing. Now we do not see God "physicaly", but that doesent mean we dont have proof he exists. Take us we are the biggest proof he exists we where created whether we evolved from a monkey or a a kangaroo we where created had a CREATOR. That Creator is tum tum tum..GOD

[makikomi]

@devinesmurf0723 You say there is proof and then you say you have to have faith. So which is it? Perhaps you'd like to enlighten us about this proof you have?

As for your completely lame reasoning that "they turned their prayers to something else", BULLSHIT. It wasn't going to happen anyhow.