Mitt Romney - stand-up comic

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney uses his campaign time to tell jokes before the Florida primary

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[Niette13]

hey what does he say in his last phrase?"put down ...."

i cant understand the word, pls somebody spell it to me, coz American is not my native language;)

[PittsburghTrib]

my dog

[traumareza]

Romney is better fit to be a game show host than a president.

[LemonThe]

your the reason the world is collapsing on itself, uselss, ignorant idiot

[stupidjunk878]

So is the joked that Romney mistook a dog for a sheep?

I don't get it.

[trevb38]

Dear Sour Lemon,

Well it looks like I have more than just your poor grammar to correct. If you like bigger government, higher taxes, more regulations, and all the problems that come with universal health care, then "depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." (Samuel Adams)

[LemonThe]

insanity will prevail, probably. Thus- republicans (with the exception to paul) will prevail

PAUL 08

[LemonThe]

well, before u go correcting my grammar, listen to what your arguments for romney are, o, shit, sorry, do u have any? yea, lets put in another evil dictator like republican in to further the war in iraq, contunue the downward economic depression and while building support for chains of stores instead of ma and pa corner stores. MITT- ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US- BOW DOWN BITCH- BOW

[ZBritt92]

Although mitt romney has no chance of being elected, he knows more about the economy than any other candidate. Sure he wants to cut corporate taxes, but only because it would result in an enconomic boost from companies moving back to america. Too bad being isolated in Boston and sucking up to traditional conservatives ends up with him trying to destroy the economy by shipping our workforce to mexico instead of securing the border and creating a program to make illegals citizens.

[moparmuscle1970]

Rich Corporate Scum!!!

Say hi to your corporate lobbyists for me Mitt Ol' Boy.

By the way, you're not funny.

[DannyMendlow]

for real stand-up comedy... check out my vidz

[mmckell27]

Thats what they said about Steve Young too.

[almosteuphoria]

HAHAHAH benazir bhutto was taken as so serious a threat that she had to be killed by people who opposed her. you... know nothing.