My Life is a sad Country Song (Another Perfect Country Song)

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I wrote this song after reading this study http://coursesite.uhcl.edu/SOE/Morgan/EDUC6033/Article4.pdf titles "The Effect of Country Music on Suicide" and I thought a better title would be "Effects of scientists having too much time and funding: then need to justify it with results." Also I got the idea from the Steve Goodman & John Prine song "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" also recorded by David Allen Coe

I done caught my baby with my best friend
I thought I'd forgiver her and we'd try again
but then she took the kids took them with her to stay
ran over my dog as she drove a-way

And my life is a sad country song
I guess that a few things went wrong
you can laugh you can cry if you want sing a-long
cus my life is a sad country song

I turned to the bottle just to drown out my pain
then I lost my job cus I drink all the time
now they take alimony from the nothing I've made
Can't even afford to pay the bar-maid

Well now I'm in prison I guess you wonder why
Cus I turned from the law just so I could get by
And I took more I guess then what should be mine
and them big law-folks told me that that is a crime

And my life is a sad country song
I guess that a few things went wrong
you can laugh you can cry if you want sing a-long
cus my life is a sad country song

So mamma now you know that I'm hear in jail
That's why I'm callin' could you please make my bail
Cus this prison is cold hear on Christmas day
and I know you've been lonely since dad ran a-way

And my life is a sad country song
I guess that a few things went wrong
you can laugh you can cry if you want sing a-long
cus my life is a sad country song


Tabs / chords :
(C) I done caught my baby (G) with my best (C) friend
I (F) thought I'd forgiver her and (C) we'd try (G) again
but then (C) she took the kids took them (F) with her to (C) stay
ran over my dog as (G) she drove a-(C)way

And my (F) life is a (G) sad country (C) song
I (F) guess that a (G) few things went (C) wrong
you can (F) laugh you can (G) cry if you want (C) sing a-(F)long
cus my (C) life is a (G) sad country (C) song

(C) Constantine Caviris

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[Giovannisenzaterra]

2:45 fascist

[psychotic33089]

@Giovannisenzaterra I've heard lots of things, but never been called a fascist. Curiosity has gotten the better of me, could you please explain? - CGC

[jjkul1]

@psychotic33089 What he means is that picture is originates from Abu Ghraib where American Army army soldiers practiced brutal prisoner abuse and committed homicide, rape, sodomy and torture on the prisoners. Editing this picture and making fun of the situation is beyond offensive. I am not accusing you of doing it, you might not have known about it in the first place but this is purely pathetic and disgusting and I hope the perpetrator lives in such situations in his/her lifetime.

[psychotic33089]

@jjkul1 Ah, I had no clue at all. I was just searching for pictures of Christmas in jail...harder to find then I thought...live and learn. Thanks for the info - CGC

[starsStripesRainbows]

such a nice song

[psychotic33089]

@starsStripesRainbows Thanks - CGC

[TheWHISKEYBENT]

@psychotic33089 He cant explain.... Dont worry about it brother, he is a Marxist :) lol

[Giovannisenzaterra]

@psychotic33089 Sorry I have to correct , bushist Christmas tree.Honestly,disgusting.2:46

[psychotic33089]

@budmorgan64 Thanks - CGC

[budmorgan64]

Darn funny tune.