"The Human Evolution Smack-Down" by Michael Bihovsky

"The Human Evolution Smack-Down"
Music and Lyrics by Michael Bihovsky

**Featuring**
Michael Bihovsky
Dana Gitlin
Mara Frankel
Melanie Siegel
Ionie Bernstein

I wrote this song in response to a challenge from my anthropology professor, Anthony Di Fiore. As with everything else in my life, I devoted way too much time and energy into the composition and production of this song -- and the result is here before you. This song presents my take on the evolutionary history of mankind. Virtually any facts present in the song are courtesy of Professor Di Fiore -- any mistakes are most likely my own. Enjoy!!

For more of my work, please visit my website at www.michaelbihovsky.com

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Human
• Evolution
• Smack-Down
• Michael
• Bihovsky
• rap
• white
• anthropology
• www.michaelbihovsky.com
• Dana
• Gitlin
• Mara
• Frankel
• Melanie
• Siegel
• Ionie
• Bernstein
• homo
• sapiens
• erectus
• ergaster
• habilis
• rudolfensis
• australopithecus
• comedy
• slam

[42SalmonofDoubt42]

I learned everything I needed to pass my Anthro final in this and the real pilocene hominin... Good thing I'm paying for this university education when it's available for free (and much more entertaining) on youtube!

[MissCuppyCakeable]

FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just going to memorize these lyrics for forever. And rap them out in class and pass every anthropology class for forever. Ok?

[CreamSodaDrinker925]

@srkunen SEARCH: "The Real Pliocene Hominin"

[srkunen]

where can i find Tony DiFiore - real hominin????

[modernecon]

Great song. You should add illustrations.

[eudie13]

i love you *so* much

[StarfireTonight]

Oh man....this is almost as good as the Sun Song by They Might Be Giants.....and, like the Sun Song, should probably be made an official part of the public school curriculum.