Disco Pie!

Jak's Magical Canadian Adventures Cooking Show presents..

DISCO PIE!

with co-star Ruby Kilvert!

filmed in my parents ridiculously amazing new kitchen, complete with disco lights and induction DJ table stove.

Songs in video:

Closer Than a Heartbeat (Gareth Emery Mix) by Andrew Bennett vs. Tatana Ft. Tiff Lacey
Trololo
Men in Tights
Benny Hill theme song

RECIPE!

Pie crusts (it's for like, 4-5 pie crusts)

1lb lard
...5 1/2 cups flour
1/4 tsp of white vinegar mixed with 1 cup cold water
1 egg

Put all of flour in mixmaster, and cut in bits of lard one slice at a time. After that's all mixed in, add the egg to the vinegar water, mix well, and add to flour mixture slowly. If mixture is too wet, add more flour until a nice dough consistency. (Or just don't use all of vinegar egg mixture.)

Knead dough for about 5 mins then roll out thinly with rolling pin. Then, put in pie tins as you normally do. WOOP WOOP

STRAWBERRY/BLUEBERRY MIXTURE

4 cups strawberries/blueberries (drained of liquid)
3 tbsp cornstarch
3/4 cup sugar

Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Distribute evenly among pie chambers.

BANANA MIXTURE

3 Bananas
1/2 cup sugar
1 tbsp cornstarch (they're pretty thick already, you don't have to add this)

Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Distribute evenly among pie chambers.

KIWI MIXTURE

6 peeled and chopped up kiwifruit
1 1/2 tbsp cornstarch
1/2 cup sugar

Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Distribute evenly among pie chambers.


PREHEAT OVEN 350 DEGREES F.

Decorate top of pies with whatever leftover flattened dough you want. We decided to make a "pie dome" so you could see each individual compartment, so you could see all the COLOUR~

Bake for about 45 mins to an hour until GOLDEN BROWN TOP (beware, pies might leak, put it under a tray!)

Let cool completely then CHOW DOWN!

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